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than giving each other face tattoos.

Well, I guess if no one's gonna tell me to tear this thing down,

Throw on this tinfoil hat to be safe.

I had my job, I had power.

I'm trying to build a perv bot to spy on that sorority.

That's how many times.

What's going on?

That's how many times I tried to get you both back.

That's why we need this machine as an insurance policy.

I just saw Andre's face on a billboard and his dick looked fine.

Rand must have started up the machine and reality itself is in danger.

You want me to do what about what?

This is crazy. It's like we're walking through some kind of blizzard.

[melancholy music plays]

Please, help me fix it. Help me get her here.

[ominous choral music plays]

That's right. I'm the one person who likes that.

Let's shut this thing down together.

Wait, what do you mean "we"?

footballs are cube-shaped,

Those Russkies will never take me alive. Suicide pact! Who's in?

Also, we're listening to my podcast on the way.