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Well, I guess if no one's gonna tell me to tear this thing down,
Nope.
[melancholy music plays]
What's going on?
That's how many times.
than giving each other face tattoos.
Wait, what do you mean "we"?
You want me to do what about what?
[ominous choral music plays]
Let's shut this thing down together.
Those Russkies will never take me alive. Suicide pact! Who's in?
I just saw Andre's face on a billboard and his dick looked fine.
[all scream]
Throw on this tinfoil hat to be safe.
That's right. I'm the one person who likes that.
That's why we need this machine as an insurance policy.
I had my job, I had power.
This is crazy. It's like we're walking through some kind of blizzard.
That's how many times I tried to get you both back.
I'm trying to build a perv bot to spy on that sorority.
Rand must have started up the machine and reality itself is in danger.
[all yell]
Also, we're listening to my podcast on the way.
footballs are cube-shaped,
Please, help me fix it. Help me get her here.
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