Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh no, this is bad. This is very bad!
[chuckles] Nice.
Dad, maybe going to Shadow Prison X is the best way to protect you from yourself.
What? How do I look like I'm enjoying anything?
there's only one moon,
We're now in Timeline 1D, where Andre may or may not exist,
You don't have to do it alone.
I'm willing to take that chance.
I'll fix the flat.
You're both going in front of the Robes for sentencing.
Maybe Rand's changes are actually good for the world.
Now wait a goddamn second.
College was enough.
Glad to be back.
-That can't be right. I remember a movie Shazaam.
in my medical opinion this guy's a freak!
and it gets worse the more questions you ask.
[Myc] I get it.
[dramatic music plays]
Quick! Tattoo everything you know about yourselves on your bodies!
He could be passed out in his office, or it could be much worse.
Rand's unearthed Project Reboot.
into their dad's bullshit.
but you're not. You're just… my dad.
Yeah, in this reality he got his dick stuck in a pretzel maker.
Alpha-Beta's memory drive should let us restore the timeline
[tires screech]
Ah, I've freshly dropped out of college and stolen this robe.
[sighs]
with enormous egos and really weird-shaped dicks join forces,
Huh.
Guess our shit timeline's better than nothing.
Fellas, I'm sensing a classic Reagan screw job.
The true rulers of the world,