Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

in my medical opinion this guy's a freak!
Ah, I've freshly dropped out of college and stolen this robe.
College was enough.
[tires screech]
He could be passed out in his office, or it could be much worse.
with enormous egos and really weird-shaped dicks join forces,
I'll fix the flat.
Oh no, this is bad. This is very bad!
You don't have to do it alone.
Quick! Tattoo everything you know about yourselves on your bodies!
[dramatic music plays]
You're both going in front of the Robes for sentencing.
We're now in Timeline 1D, where Andre may or may not exist,
Huh.
-That can't be right. I remember a movie Shazaam.
Dad, maybe going to Shadow Prison X is the best way to protect you from yourself.
there's only one moon,
What? How do I look like I'm enjoying anything?
[Myc] I get it.
Fellas, I'm sensing a classic Reagan screw job.
Guess our shit timeline's better than nothing.
[chuckles] Nice.
but you're not. You're just… my dad.
[sighs]
Yeah, in this reality he got his dick stuck in a pretzel maker.
The true rulers of the world,
Alpha-Beta's memory drive should let us restore the timeline
Rand's unearthed Project Reboot.
Maybe Rand's changes are actually good for the world.
Glad to be back.
I'm willing to take that chance.
Now wait a goddamn second.
into their dad's bullshit.
and it gets worse the more questions you ask.