Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Uh, are you gonna put on a shirt? -Yeah.
-Agh! -[Rand gasps]
[jaunty scat music playing]
Well, maybe some of us are sick of our realities
Just wetzeled the thing into a… a knot.
You want to keep the timeline from changing
Thank you, convenient alien spaceship. [grunts]
eaten be eaten
-Me too! -Amen.
-[knocking on door] -[man] I heard the word beer in there.
If we could perfect it, we could become gods,
and Brett's movie starred a whale, apparently.
Ah, my old evidence-burying shovel.
SHAZAAM - SINBAD
-[yelling] -What's happening?
[sighs] …fine.
So we rebooted our memories and now we're here.
by altering small events in the past.
In exchange, we will hire you to create a shadow company
They control comedy for some reason.
Shit, the RA. Stall him.
Look, Christian bears aside, is this gonna make us any money?
in the goddamn Harvard Lampoon!
[Myc] I'll admit, I'm finally starting to like you guys.
You're telling me everyone on the team got positive timelines except us?
And I got tired of having a horse penis.
Vodka water coolers and cosmic annihilation.
Scanning our brains to preserve our current memories.
Press that button, you could end up in hell.
[J.R.] What the hell was that?
[tense music plays]
This is an outrage!