Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah, my old evidence-burying shovel.
Shit, the RA. Stall him.
-Uh, are you gonna put on a shirt? -Yeah.
So we rebooted our memories and now we're here.
You want to keep the timeline from changing
They control comedy for some reason.
Press that button, you could end up in hell.
-Agh! -[Rand gasps]
Just wetzeled the thing into a… a knot.
And I got tired of having a horse penis.
Thank you, convenient alien spaceship. [grunts]
and Brett's movie starred a whale, apparently.
-Me too! -Amen.
SHAZAAM - SINBAD
[jaunty scat music playing]
Look, Christian bears aside, is this gonna make us any money?
If we could perfect it, we could become gods,
by altering small events in the past.
Well, maybe some of us are sick of our realities
-[knocking on door] -[man] I heard the word beer in there.
[sighs] …fine.
In exchange, we will hire you to create a shadow company
You're telling me everyone on the team got positive timelines except us?
Vodka water coolers and cosmic annihilation.
[Myc] I'll admit, I'm finally starting to like you guys.
[tense music plays]
eaten be eaten
-[yelling] -What's happening?
This is an outrage!
[J.R.] What the hell was that?
Scanning our brains to preserve our current memories.
in the goddamn Harvard Lampoon!