Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God is my co-pilot...
Dear Lord, please make my ticket the winner.
Next time, maybe don't end your text message...
Well, Stan, we're hardly best friends.
I tried to change my friend, and look what happened.
And here I was thinking you were just a gullible idiot.
毒藥類 你有沒有殺過一條蛇來做屁股和射擊？
I see a very lucky boy.
Stan, it's okay, because I believe now. I believe in God.
But that's your eternal soul.
I do not choose to discuss it.
You wouldn't understand how these things work.
- Mouth shut, nose in the Bible. - Really?
Oh, and now you'll win? Even if there was a God, I doubt...
Good old 5-foot-11 Walter.
- Six four one. - Yes! Thank you, Jesus.
...to watch Mexican babies get their ears pierced.
Okay, Steve. How special are you gonna feel...
I can't believe this. It's completely destroyed.
...into people's brains?
Yes. You are special. I see it.
- You made a bargain with the devil? - Hang on.
You do not freaking ask who we got this from.
That's such a relief.
Sorry, I was only half paying attention to all that.
Squidface does horrible things to me after lights out.
If I can't make you believe in God, then you won't go to heaven.
Right before he kicked me down to hell for committing suicide.