Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I see a very lucky boy.
I can't believe this. It's completely destroyed.
But that's your eternal soul.
I do not choose to discuss it.
If I can't make you believe in God, then you won't go to heaven.
That's such a relief.
Dear Lord, please make my ticket the winner.
Stan, it's okay, because I believe now. I believe in God.
God is my co-pilot...
Okay, Steve. How special are you gonna feel...
Sorry, I was only half paying attention to all that.
Right before he kicked me down to hell for committing suicide.
You wouldn't understand how these things work.
You do not freaking ask who we got this from.
Squidface does horrible things to me after lights out.
- You made a bargain with the devil? - Hang on.
...to watch Mexican babies get their ears pierced.
- Six four one. - Yes! Thank you, Jesus.
Well, Stan, we're hardly best friends.
And here I was thinking you were just a gullible idiot.
Good old 5-foot-11 Walter.
Yes. You are special. I see it.
Oh, and now you'll win? Even if there was a God, I doubt...
Next time, maybe don't end your text message...
毒藥類 你有沒有殺過一條蛇來做屁股和射擊？
- Mouth shut, nose in the Bible. - Really?
...into people's brains?
I tried to change my friend, and look what happened.