Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Show me the way, Lord.

Look, I've been acting like a jackass.

It's gonna be okay. The important thing is I've still got my family.

We're both gun-loving, red-meat-eating Republicans...

The owl brought me my official letter of admission.

Hey. You're alive and probably pretty pissed.

Which is why I'm gonna show you how to make a cool potion in this bathtub.

I mean, I just want someone who wants to hang out with me, you know?

Do they know where you live? Do they know where you live?

Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past.

Potions class. Did you get all this stuff from Professor Snape?

- Hey, you still play golf, right? - Stan, I'm a Satanist, not a poor person.

So, what are you gonna do? Where will you turn in this hour of need?

...and the Virgin Mary is my hot stewardess.