Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Hey, you still play golf, right? - Stan, I'm a Satanist, not a poor person.

It's gonna be okay. The important thing is I've still got my family.

Look, I've been acting like a jackass.

We're both gun-loving, red-meat-eating Republicans...

Hey. You're alive and probably pretty pissed.

The owl brought me my official letter of admission.

So, what are you gonna do? Where will you turn in this hour of need?

Which is why I'm gonna show you how to make a cool potion in this bathtub.

Do they know where you live? Do they know where you live?

I mean, I just want someone who wants to hang out with me, you know?

Show me the way, Lord.

...and the Virgin Mary is my hot stewardess.

Potions class. Did you get all this stuff from Professor Snape?

Steve, before she tells you your future, let me tell you her past.