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Even child molesters have friends.
Hello, Sharper lmage?
But if you can't accept me for who I am, then this friendship is over.
What are you talking about? Of course I have friends.
Where else would I have gotten this awesome goat guitar...
Breathe it in. Just smell it.
...if I would work to spread the fame and glory of Satan.
- What, that you're a godless heathen? - But we agree about everything else.
I would, Stan, but Linda and I are going to the mall...
Stan, relax. Why is this such a big deal?
...and glorious wisdom brought us together.
It was ridiculous of me to think we had to agree about every little thing.
I did it.
This rotting whale proves God exists.
Man, I'm starved.
Brett, no. You gotta believe.
- But you get me. - And you get me.
If I wanna save Brett's immortal soul, all I have to do is destroy his life.