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Hey, you still play golf, right? Stan, I'm a satanist, not a poor person.
Closer.
- What do we need? - Some sulphuric acid and a hacksaw.
Although, I gotta say, I ate there this morning, and l...
Dear Lord, if you're not too busy giving the guys at McDonald's...
My God. Brett, no! Wait there. I'm coming!
That's right.
...carnivals will always have a sad magic about them.
This is a nightmare. I put my life into that restaurant.
Trump is an alien robot And he came to destroy our logic
I'm having a spiritual crisis.
This is Hoppy. He knows what to do.
It's $2000 my professor gave me for doing a good job in potions class.
- Really? - Yes. I actually met him.
- We can't let them know we're home. - Why not?
Professor Ice Pick won't mind. It's like I'm doing extra credit.
Poisons class Did You ever kill a snake to make some boots and shoes?
- That's uncanny. - What would you like to know?
I got a question about the future. You see yourself taking a shower ever?
Why do people only come to me when their lives are in shambles?