Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're the best friend ever.
Well, look at that. The moth can be your friend.
Dear, Elizabeth. Would be so pissed when she sees the next scene... DogDay! DogDay! Snap out of it!
Thank you for proving to me God exists so I can have this awesome afterlife.
- Stan, please let go of my hand. - I will not.
...and patrol the Canadian border for old people...
...and suddenly I'm gay.
I'm amazingly focused right now.
Your husband is home and he's looking right at us.
Sir, we have a problem.
Oh, my God. What did you do?
Best line ever
I was just taking a midnight stroll...
Look at Steve. He's a good Christian.
Believed in what?
Someone I have something in common with.
What does it say?
No lull. No lull!
Poisons class Did You ever kill a snake to make some putts and puss
I wanted to practice potions at home, so I borrowed some supplies.
So am I gonna see some jugs, or am I wasting my time here?
I am about to show you irrefutable proof that God exists.
Thanks, Stan.
Wait a minute. Of course I have a friend: My boss.