Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, whatever it takes to put this whole thing behind us.

My potions partner. You're my Ron Weasley.

Just look at that sunset.

Now, Brett, you know you've suffered some massive head trauma.

Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria...... Ahhhh, Deuteronomy

Yeah, I kind of thought you might say that.

You spent all your money trying to win a hat with antlers?

Damn. I'm failing him. Some friend you are, Stan.

...when some crack whore throws you off her porch?

Ah, Deuteronomy.

Damn right. I think it's because they remind me of a better time...

If that's nothing but science, then why is it so damned romantic?

Brett, you're a Satanist. I could only be friends with you if you believed in...

Why don't you go bang on the door, let them know you're here?

- When do you start? - This Saturday. I'd better start packing.

...you might like to hang out.

- What? - My spells defeated the Death Eaters.

The 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team?

...who runs the Tilt-A-Whirl.

"Regular"? Oh, Steven. I am going to hurt you so bad.

Now he's gonna burn in hell for all eternity.

But it's completely explainable by natural laws.