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He's been working steadily for 46 years. No lull. No lull!
You. You put him up to this?
Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria Ah, Deuteronomy.
Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria...... Ah, Deuteronomy.
I am awesome!
- Or whatever. - What do you mean?
Is that a spell?
Francine, how can this be true? What the hell's wrong with me?
Am I a loser? Because I don't have any friends.
#δ #ύ #λ #Γ
Look, I'm sorry, Stan...
Sad magic.
And we're both godless heathens. Wait, that's just you!
- Stan. Stan, you okay? - Atheist!
Exactly. They've turned us into a nation of wimpy...
Dear Lord, I know this is all my fault. I was intolerant.
Oh, God. I pooed.
You would be pissed if I forgot to give you this magic wand.
...who was also qualified to ride a motorcycle.
She'll reject me, but for the rest of my life...
Okay, I'll give you that, but look at the vagina.
...but I've just never seen any reason to believe God exists.