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- Or whatever. - What do you mean?
He's been working steadily for 46 years. No lull. No lull!
Look, I'm sorry, Stan...
Oh, God. I pooed.
#δ #ύ #λ #Γ
Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria Ah, Deuteronomy.
She'll reject me, but for the rest of my life...
Where Dumbledore makes the candles float in the cafeteria...... Ah, Deuteronomy.
Francine, how can this be true? What the hell's wrong with me?
- Stan. Stan, you okay? - Atheist!
Okay, I'll give you that, but look at the vagina.
I am awesome!
...but I've just never seen any reason to believe God exists.
Sad magic.
Dear Lord, I know this is all my fault. I was intolerant.
You would be pissed if I forgot to give you this magic wand.
...who was also qualified to ride a motorcycle.
Exactly. They've turned us into a nation of wimpy...
Is that a spell?
You. You put him up to this?
Am I a loser? Because I don't have any friends.
And we're both godless heathens. Wait, that's just you!