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The car Elvis drove.
You know, that's a heck of a question.
[engine sputtering]
and I am a man who keeps his promises.
I'm-I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
So, uh, you got any hobbies?
Here, he worked in a toll booth.
BOB: You know what, how 'bout we cut your friggin' head off,
Sorry. Cashmere sweater.
[elevator bell dings]
your life would be if you married the president
The only way I would spend time
of a therapeutic hosiery company.
One wash, they get all droopy in the top band.
Yes, this will be a fine marriage for my niece.
Okay, it is decided.
He does not play tennis.
We got a little problem.
I said I will have tea with you. Stop talking.
I have no time for balls.
Oh, God, I hate my life.
You have to have the grass.
Thank you.
Uh, thank you... for coming to visit.
Earl Grey and Pepperidge Farm biscuits.
We invited him for tea and biscuits