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The car Elvis drove.
I'm-I'm thinking. I'm thinking.
of a therapeutic hosiery company.
You have to have the grass.
Sorry. Cashmere sweater.
Here, he worked in a toll booth.
We got a little problem.
Yes, this will be a fine marriage for my niece.
I have no time for balls.
We invited him for tea and biscuits
Thank you.
The only way I would spend time
He does not play tennis.
I said I will have tea with you. Stop talking.
BOB: You know what, how 'bout we cut your friggin' head off,
Oh, God, I hate my life.
Earl Grey and Pepperidge Farm biscuits.
and I am a man who keeps his promises.
[engine sputtering]
Uh, thank you... for coming to visit.
You know, that's a heck of a question.
Okay, it is decided.
One wash, they get all droopy in the top band.
your life would be if you married the president
So, uh, you got any hobbies?
[elevator bell dings]