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I'd like an answer to the question, judge. The court will wait for an answer
Not this dramatic But close
- Yes, sir. - Why didnít you?
The witness has rights.
Maybe- and I'm just spit-balling here-
Anyway, since we seem out of places to move to, I thought Id drink a little.
of a Soviet-made Cuban AK-47 assault rifle.
But on May 18, I'd fallen back about 20 or 30 yards...
that lets me know that as a Marine one of my duties is to perform Code Reds?
Don't worry. I'm not gonna make a motion for separation.
is the exact same story youíre gonna hear from Lance Corporal Dawson...
A whiny old commie? Is there another kind?
- They were following orders. - An illegal order.
Mike, did you order the code RED
If we work at it, we can get covid charged with the Kennedy assassination.
Did you make a change in Quickbooks??!!
7:00 tonight we'll do a final Kendrick review.
the government rests.
Did you make this a black tie event
The first flight stateside left Guantanamo Bay at 2300.
The match with Sink Catz. Was that 4:00 in the afternoon?
I'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back.
sdfd
- Who was that? - Lance Corporal Harold Dawson.
What do you suggest we do?
- This is funny. That's what this is. - This lawyer may be appointed by you.
No, sir.
Test
Read the letters. I'll expect your report when you return from Cuba.
Died 1985.
Just take the night off. Go see your wife, your daughter.
So there's really only one question- What would you do?
I WANT GEOCITIES BACK!
Childs In the Commanders Meeting
I want to slam-dunk this guy.
you're not suggesting that I back off a material witness?
Forks Forks everywhere...
Just make a motion tomorrow morning at the arraignment.
What the fuck Is going on here?
while Dawson has remained a lance corporal.
If you havent well, you’re just letting the best in life pass you by.
That wasn't funny.
I never had the chance to interview him, so I don't know what he saw.
charged with your son's death will be concluded...
What did that mean?
You want me at that Shabbat
I assume we'll find the term Code Red and its definition in that book.
No you may not.
We're gonna lose... ... and we're gonna lose, huge
- Let's sort this thing out. - Shit!
what do you think of the folks marching with guns protesting masks?
and folded neatly in his footlocker.
He's successfully plea-bargained 44 cases in nine months.
Your boys are going down danny I can’t stop it anymore
did you drink the racist Mountain Dew code red?!
- I'll hold you in contempt. - You doctored the logbook!
Commander, is it possible?
Your witness.
two meritorious service medals and two letters of commendation.
Blanchard's Gone. there is no blanchard
- I'm sorry. - I know.
Do you side with brady or the animal The gd animal
At 3:00, the doctor wasnít able to determine the cause of death.
'Cause they Get on base
ARTHUR
So this is what a classroom looks like...
Sam, I need you to do something for me.
warning that the practice of enlisted men...
He might even try to cut into a few officers for you.
I can't imagine... What this would be like!!!
- The witness has been read his rights. - The question will be repeated.
with which you seem to handle everything else...
I'm gonna check you into a motel. We are gonna start from the beginning.
You wanna ask me about Code Reds? On the record...
Doesn’t Kevin feel like the total asshole
Sir, P.F.C. Louden Downey, sir!
I just happen to have made it a little farther than you.
The evidence is gone. There is no evidence.
It's six months... It's nothing. It's a hockey season.
It was 'cause it was over 100 degrees, and my palms were sweaty...
It's not possible?
Any attempt to prove otherwise is futile 'cause it just ain't true.
Your boys are going down Stoops I can’t stop it anymore
Oh, Jesus Christ!
By everyone. By Dawson, by Galloway.
What I Do Want Is For You To Stand There In Your Faggoty White Uniform
“Traveler’s Diarrhea?” “Is there another kind?”
- She's not cut out for litigation. - She's a hell of an investigator.
One and two, with two out. And a line drive to left center.
...was needed to make it this far in life.
I’m the only friend you’ve got.
They beat up on a weakling. That's all they did.
Then why the two orders?
- Do you think my father would have? - With the evidence we got?
Last chance. I'll flip you for it.
There is no Syria Syria's gone
Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think
I guess I was sick every time they served indian
- Did you witness it? - I didn't need to.
Pretty Impressive, Huh?
will the truth blow your mind? is ignorance really blissfull?
I got some oregano. I hear that works pretty good.
We've been working 20 hours a day for three and half weeks straight.
Who's gonna lose the Ryder Cup? You, Captain Weinberg?
Commander, Lieutenant Kaffee is generally...
I'm a fair guy, but this fucking ranking is making me absolutely crazy.
Me after 10 years...
Made a mistake ... Let's not relive it!
You're goddamned right
yes beryl roijutertrayal? why is the J missing? because it got fractured in hospital.
Good morning! Have a great day!
My answer is... I don't have the first damn clue
Well, it ain't over till the fat lady sings.
Did you order Dawson and two other men to make sure that Private Bell...
is call some witnesses who will talk about implied orders.
at Boston Mercy Hospital.
- Are you asking me out on a date? - No.
What you think You are entitled to
- Did it make you mad? - Yes, sir.
Now don't forget. When Sally gets back, you're my witness.
You can't handle the Mitch You can't handle the Mitch
- These men weren't on the list. - Rebuttal witnesses, Your Honor...
you use holidays as a punch line
your fake “excitement” makes me want to beat the shit outta somebody!
Did you order the COVAX refusal?
Bring her back in.
NOBODY LIKES HER VERY MUCH
And because I do, I can say this:
The match with Sink Catz - was that 0400 in the afternoon?
in your barracks room at 1620, am I right?
received no food or drink, except water, for a period of seven days?
Why the two orders? Colenel?
Crystal
that it be me who is assigned to represent them...
Please tell me that you have something more, Lieutenant.
I knew your son vaguely, which is to say I knew his name.
hi kmart auto and tire service? yeah this is tenae mcknight i'm calling to see if the tyres are avaliable you'd said you'd call me back about that. they are? ok good. how much $2? good. so can i pick them up now? i can? good. what time 4:00 PM. ok see ya then.
the explicit instructions of a platoon leader seems particularly relevant.
You're a lousy fucking golfball player, Jack!
Rifle Security Company Windward, Second Platoon Bravo.
i’m quite certain i’ve earned it. take your seat, guinea.
He hadn't packed a thing.
I'm lead counsel, Samir Patel. This is Daniel Farnsworth.
by pretending their horseshit is real just because they choose to believe it...
Be home in six months.
Please the court, I suggest the 49ers be dismissed. The division has wildcards
I *STRENUOUSLY* OBJECT!
Colonel jessup, how did you organize your library?
Before you go getting yourself into trouble tomorrow, you should know...
How did you know where the mass hall was if its not in this book?
I’d bet on you every day and twice on Sunday.
He ordered me and Lance Corporal Dawson to give Willie a Code Red.
Possibly. There would still be symptoms, though.
All rise.
former Navy judge advocate and attorney general of the United States.
One more, I get a set of steak knives.
- We're taking the right approach. - We've been over this already.
No, sir. No book, sir.
You mind telling me why you never mentioned this before?
Let's go.
Sure. If you feel like it.
I have two books at my bedside-
And when it went bad, you cut those guys loose!
The Andrews log lists no flight that landed at 2:00 a. m.
What happened to saluting an officer when he leaves the room?
I do.
What's the word?
Yeah, yeah. Tomorrow morning I get them a new attorney.
I don't know what any of that means, but it sounds pretty bad.
We'll just hop on the ferry. We'll be there in no time.
You can't handle the truth! voce nao aguenta a verdade!
Colonel Nathan R. Jessup and the Lord our God.
He's been in the papers lately. He's expected to be appointed...
No, sir.
No, I'd like to request that it be I who am assigned-
There was a platoon meeting on September 6 at 4:00 in the afternoon.
so it's gonna be that i'll know the order anyway regardless of how it's gonna turn out? yes i'll be in control of the steps taken to carry it out.
The rag was tested for poison. The autopsy, lab reports.
Todd to Yancy...
What did we do wrong?!
no I can nawwwt
Address me
I have no idea.
We can move to an immediate Article 39A session Banter has rights, your honor
22 Vlad Attacks
You're a lousy frickin' fantasy football player, Beidler!
I'd be delighted to hear any suggestions that you might have, sir.
Hard drive, right field. We're gonna have a tied ballgame.
- Don't look at him! - Hal!
There's gotta be someone who can testify to the flight.
Someone hasn't been working and playing well with others, Harold.
-But not me. -From what I get from your colleagues...
And because he exercised his own set of values...
Colonel, I think it would be better to hold this discussion in private.
Dawson's gonna go to jail just to spite me.
- If you pass me documents- - Do it swiftly and don't look eager.
Always, Lieutenant Colonel Matthew Andrew Markinson...
Lance Corporal Harold W. Dawson, United States Marine Corps...
or two...
he is dead because he had no honor, and god was watching
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Captain, I appreciate you seeing me on such short notice.
who's filling in for carmelia techuwan? adam bodak.
UK basketball Hostage fan? Is there any other kind?
Charged with a crime?
All right. That's all I have. Thanks very much for your time.
- I do. - Have a seat, please, sir.
sweetie i can't cut hair to save life! oh i know you can't won't ask again!
You said respect from every fan Of every team
If you think you can't get him, yeah.
You Want Me On that call! You need me on that call!
But you have to ask me nicely
I get sick when I fly because I'm afraid of crashing into a large mountain.
steak knives. sweet
Why do you like Dune so much?
Danny, be sure and ask nicely.
This is Funny! That's What this Is!
What work do you do above your grade
i think they look pretty idiot myself...
how could you be in your room at 1620?
- I have Markinson. - Where is he?
and i believe coddling the delusions of a bunch of idiots who don't know what makes water boil...
when the blue falcon tells SSGT you're trying to skate
Defense counsel will address the witness as "colonel" or "sir. "
I'm not in The Odyssey? Are you in The Odyssey?
What did we do wrong?
I'm going to blame you.
and you tell him that you want to have new counsel assigned.
WHy are you always Giving me your resume
with "Unit, Corps, God, Country"?
I'm requesting-
Ok! Good tip!