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You can't handle the truth
How much?
In this courtroom, his opinion is not considered speculation.
And you are a lousy fucking softball player, Boyer!
You don't believe their story, do you?
Friggin pussy ball
Good. Jessup told Kendrick to order the Code Red. Kendrick did.
either way i dont give a damn
and with your fireman mouth extend me some fucking courtesy.
“Nobody likes her very much”. “Yes, Sir!”
That it be myself whoís assigned.
I just want to show it could've been something other than poison.
until they elect some gal president.
She Made a Mistake Let's not relive it
Pushing to sign.
They were working the ground crew at Andrews at 2:00 a. m. on the 7th.
You think Donald Trump Jr. will admit to conspiring with the Russians?
Defense calls Colonel Nathan Jessup.
held a meeting with the men and specifically...
Thank you.
You can get it if you really want But you must try, try and try, try and try (Jimmy Cliff)
because a 90-year-old man misread the Delaware insurance code. "
Jessup was gonna keep him on the base. He said he wanted him trained.
YOUR BOYS ARE GOING DOWN, DONNY I CAN'T STOP IT ANY MORE.
What does that mean?
You gotta ask me nicely
who's filling in for gabi anderson? hurtarow hands.
Yeah we did. We were supposed to take some profits off the table, and buy some volatility to hedge.
Not bad.
A ground crew kid won't remember a flight that landed four weeks ago.
Kerosene Kerosene everywhere...
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If we work at it, we can get Dawson charged with the Kennedy assassination.
Matthew
Downey wasnít in his room.
at which time this general court-martial will reconvene.
I'm getting my second wind. Sit down, both of you.
He's not gonna be able to sidestep you.
It’s the difference between Jimmy Iovine and Tim Cook
John, go on out there and get those boys down off the fence.
It’s the difference between bad marketing and good marketing
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DID YOU MAKE CHANGES IN THE 2025 BOOKS?!?
How can you tell?
Now, are these really the questions that I was called here to answer?
something real another one
But you have to ask me nicely
Just laying low till you can get out and get a real job.
you want me to be in group kilo.
Commander Stone is an expert medical witness.
Read that somewhere once.
You CAN handle the App!!!
You're better at research than I am, and you know how to prepare a witness.
I were directly involved with the case
No. I notified the barracks C.O. Colonel Jessup...
I’m not through with my examination. Sit down!
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this contract makes me want to beat the shot outta someone
My job is to make sure that you do your job.
Not one call to a friend, saying, "Can you pick me up at the airport?"
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You can't handle the truth!
I have no responsibilities here whatsoever
and over here we have contestant number 6... well i'll just get someone to have a shout!
The nature of the acidosis is the compelling factor on this issue.
the platoon commander, Lieutenant Jonathan Kendrick...
Thank you.
for a little over a year now.
And the hits just keep on coming!
I need my bat I think better with my bat
What a pity.
What do you know about Code Reds?
It was oregano, Dave. It was $10 worth of oregano.
Move on, Lieutenant..
You said some things you didn't mean, but youíre happy I stuck with the case.
You just look the ball into your glove.
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Danny, Daniel, Kaffee.
You want me in that role You need me in that role
You believe that, dont you, Rodge that im here to help you in anyway i can?
Colonel Jessup, you have the right to remain silent.
and I would remind you that youíre now questioning a Marine officer...
Now he has them in the World Series.
- Got all of that one. - Excuse me.
You can't handle the truth!
- No flies on you. - A rolling stone gathers no moss.
You’re goddamn right I am!
Why the two power rankings?
- Objection. Argumentative. - Sustained.
Maybe we as officers have a responsibility to this country...
who's got a mother who's gonna miss him, okay?
I said, “Traveler’s Diarrhea?” You said, “Is there another kind?”
She did. She said, " Pa. "
I'd choose you any day of the week and twice on Sunday
You can’t handle the memes!
You seem distraught.
You're the luckiest man in the world.
I said, "Grave danger?" You said, "Is there any other kind?"
Corporal Carl Edward Hammaker, Marine Barracks...
- He'll be here. - Lieutenant.
Ups!
to discover I'm not fit to handle a defense.
Captain Ross?
- So what happened? - He calls back 15 minutes later.
It's over.
I can have it read back to you
but all we have is the testimony of two people accused of murder.
How did you know where the mass hall was if its not in this book?
Namath is the all time Great!
Please tell me you have something more Farhan
Normally, how long does it take for the muscles and other cells...
Claire, I’ll bring you a bottle of water But you have to ask me nicely
- Morning, sir. - Morning.
I’m here to help you in any way that I can.
"Traveler's Diarrhea?" "Is there another kind?"
I run my unit how I run my unit.
Yeah. Well, apparently he's not very happy down here in Shangri-la...
Commander, we're gonna have the defendants moved up here in the morning.
Another lawyer wonít be good enough. They need you.
If a court decides that what we did was wrong...
- I wanted the damn transfer order! - Bullshit.
I'd appreciate it if you'd address me as "colonel" or "sir. "
We did nothing wrong, sir. We did our job...
You know what he did for the first 17 of his 26 years in the Corps?
- Were Dawson and Downey? - Is the government counsel...
Okay, but I've got to have that report by Wednesday.
You can't handle The meats
This fucking quarantine is making me absolutely horny
Thank you for playing should we, or should we not, follow the advice of the galactically stupid
What the fuck is going on in L troop James
Was there any evidence the US was targeted? Other than the missiles landing at the consulate?
Yes, sir. That day, Friday. The pickup private-
Are you really gonna let this happen to him because of a code, Harold?
You can't handle the tooth!
Did I ever tell you I wrote a paper about your father in college?
Why are you always giving me your resume?
As far as Downey was concerned, it was an order from Kendrick.
why Two?
You wanna ask me about mandating? On the record…
Sit down.
Do you really think that's the same as two teenage Marines...
You can't handle the truth!
I think better with my bat. Where's my bat?
and they say, " Nothing's gonna hurt you tonight, not on my watch. "
Is there anyone here you don’t drink or play softball with
You are gonna save our son, arenít you?
Then why the difference? Colonel?
Can you explain that?
Let's go! Let's get two!
- Thank you, sir. - Wait. I've got some questions.
I think I’m entitled.
Coach Pruitt, Did you order the code RED!?
You're such a coward.
Joanne, you're coming dangerously close to the textbook definition...
Son, we live in a world that has menial jobs,
Right. Is that all?
Trump Supporters to Biden Supporters
We go back a while.
Wouldn't this form of discipline be considered a Code Red?
and the most avoidable person in the world award goes to... sian fanderlinden!
You're under arrest..... you orange SOB.
Do you side with brady or the animal The gd animal!!
No I do not
Jo, I think-
so my jurisdiction is pretty much in your face.
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Why do you hate them so much?
Pres Trump should take note! "I strenuously condemn racism and violence!"
All you did was weaken a country today, Kaffee.
Please the court, is this dialogue relevant to anything-
Have the members reached a verdict?
You need me on that wall You people need me!
He's gonna try a little misdirection.
Admission of pun guilt...
- Yes, sir. - What was it?
Why the two orders Colonel?
Read it. We're gonna win!
Dave, you seem distraught.
to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the information I provide...
Sir?
There was no poison on the rag, and there was no intent to kill.
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Thanks, Davey. I love Alabama.
they wonít need a lawyer, they'll need a priest.
Corporal Barnes, I'm a Marine.
Maybe if you wait to have
- To get to the other side of the bay. - Nobody said anything about a boat.
- Colonel. - What's that?
So while I appreciate your interest and admire your enthusiasm...
Ain't got the feelin' yet?
So I'm sure you won't mind if his opinion is admitted now.
And it worked too, 'cause I ain't never dropped my weapon since.
like "Code Red. "
I'm a Marine stationed at Marine barracks...
I'm your field training officer
Pregnancy until you're married.
we strenuously object
Unit, Corps, God, Country, sir.
They woke him up, tied his arms and legs with tape...
I thought I'd drink a little.
I want you to stand up and make an argument.
But I've been promoted up through the chain...
Good morning.
I'm an educated man, but I'm afraid a 9/10/01 FEMA ARRIVAL MAKES NO SENSE
Objection. I'd like to know just what the defense counsel is implying.
he'd be violating about 14 articles of the Code of Ethics.
Who’s gonna do it? You?
Otherwise, I suggest you head to HEB and pick up some beer and bottled water.
It doesn’t matter what I believe It only matters what I can prove
Thanks, Danny. I love Washington.
They say the same thing: maybe, maybe not.
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Did you order the Enforcement Letter?
- Dismissed. - Yes, sir.
Is this funny, sir?
What time is it?
Get me the President on the phone. We're keeping the JFK files shut.
He eats breakfast
- Yes, sir. - I wanna tell you something.
Just not that crazy about math Just not that crazy about math
If you havent well, youíre just letting the best in life pass you by.
I'd like to request a recess in order to confer with my client.
You can’t handle my ass!
- Lieutenant, don't answer that! - You don't have to. I'm through.
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Kaffee, I got people to answer to just like you do. I'm gonna charge him.
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