Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Trust me. -You don't think I can handle it.

-I-- -That's-- Ta-ta-ta-ta. But--

♪ Don't you ever ♪

[Ray] Where did that come from?

Hey, girl! Hey, girl!

I would kill for an assignment like that.

I'm not a guru, I'm not a messiah,

[Allison sniffs]

[manager moaning softly]

from Monroe's Furniture Emporium!

[Klaus] This is my favorite shirt. Wow.

-Keechie... -[Keechie moans softly]

I'm talking about a doomsday.

For the 17th time.

-See? -Vanya, of all people,

'Cause I was there once myself.

Somewhere we can be safe.

[Klaus sighs] Like...

[melancholy instrumentals continue]

[Ben] This is a mistake.

-Bingo, you old shitbags! -[man] Jiminy Christmas!

[grunts loudly]

I know it's akin to descending blindly

[retreating footsteps]

So much for having my back in there.

[Jack Huddle's "An Old-Fashioned Christmas" plays]

Yeah, I... I've been lying to all of you from... from the start, and, uh...

[in Swedish] Go on.

-[opens door] -[Ray] Don't go in there, Allison.

-[in singsong] Dad. -I'm serious! Shut up!

-I know. -Just let me finish.

-[Five] Nasty. I'm choking! -[Klaus] None of that.

Now that is interesting.

-Luther! -[Vanya] Oh, my God.

[exhales slowly]

-Excuse me? -[Ray] You heard me.

What do you know about time travel?

-[bottle clinks] -[Klaus sighs]

This came for you at the farm.

Now is not the time. What are you doing?

Okay, well, let's see.

Because I have much bigger plans for you.

♪ And you're down ♪

[Elliott] Hey, buddy.

-[cup rattling against pot] -[man whimpers softly]