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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Tasha, why?
Well, I'll be.
No more head bonks.
with kisses
It's the worst one of all!
and earn money at the same time?
[attendant gasps]
Well, of course. You're not prisoners.
Also, not until I figure out
But when can we use the timeshare?
I'm doing a cleanse.
[groaning]
♪
Finally, I can relax.
but how did I get a machine that makes keys?
but we're rich in what counts around here: points!
You call these crudités?
and anally expressed twice a day.
[loud knocking]
Who will it be?
we're calling the cops.
Read it and weep.
-Moochers? -They're despicable.
[growling, barking]
Oh, you think you've won, eh?
[vocalizing]
I'm selling you something
But if your wife turns up dead,
Homer, what is more important: to feel rich or to be rich?
-Ah! Jerk! -[others exclaim]
Beware.
-[Lisa] You're it! [laughing] -[Bart laughing]
and take everything for granted.
That woman's luggage gets a room, but we don't?!
Your unborn children will inherit your points.
-[seabirds squawking] -[horn blows]
You sold us a worthless timeshare!