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All right, this is true. This is true.
(HUMMING)
"For Christ's Sakes, Will You Cover Yourself?"
It was an accident. Simple, you know...
Yeah.
Party's over.
you forgot one small detail.
Who is this Chia character?
jump! jump! jump! stop it! jump! jump! jump! 911? hello atlantis atlantean towers management how can we help? hello the guests are playing up. don't blame me you let them have no rules. well i take it back now. stop now! (behaviour stops) (behaviour calms) thank you, please send someone to kick the guests out. will do. thanks.
No text yourself ....d*ckweed!!!
OldFart That is a severe behavioral disorder
What can I do, you know?
Yeah.
The maid doesn't come till Monday.
The usual
Show this with big boobs
without wearing your jeans!
You really weren't afraid of those guys?
Starburns Industries
It’s time….. To pay the fiddler
Know what time it is?
Set yourself up. That's three scents, please.
Very nice.
Oh shit!
(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Yeah? Yeah.
I got $500 that boy won't make it...
I'll be back.
They're getting pretty rowdy.
What's wrong with your face?
Rumor has it there's a big Flag sale going on.
yes beryl brialerette? what do you want? i want to do some hiking the hills in hillarys.
Besides, Excited Sci Twi can't be erased anyway, remember?
You got everyone synced to the same Bullshit story
She took a shower with them
electriciizal? what do you want elecotitit? feed the electricityyals! whaap whaap! betrayal electricity! betrayal electricity! rleodidfkekekeje eldkdcekejemwjwk! thank you eleelcfktktreess eleesmakdkdodkd! you're welcome electriendsmweeospaos emeles,wmcuejrnrwmdkfkfkrotjtjej!
You're serious.
I was nuts for the woman, man.
Puss in Boots vs Turbo
He’s accredited.
(SCREAMING)
You're not my type, you know.
When people ask me how my wife caught my eye
thanks for pashing me! you're quite welcome.
Something that'll bring out their inner strength and courage.
I mean, it's seriously affecting your sex life.
You forgot to hook up the doll.
There she is.
me mom's got faye bridges! and she's a snow bridge evil dionne ganley cow goose snow cub piglet wolf! and she's -55 years old taken away from 0! and she's also got galittlecreaturespaleayle banotopentill8:00PMville! yes she's sick with bohupayle bowuparville! yes she's still fohohofcoursing on that boihiiuopery disteria!
We're popular. We're revered.
Can we keep this between us? I'd hate to lose my teaching job.
The Ferrari?
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
but I really don't...
Look! There's nothing to fear.
We got her, we got her, we got her.
Land of the Lost vs Sleeping Beauty
I'm sorry, Doctor.
Okay.
They're gonna shit egg rolls.
Right on!
What's happening, my main man?
and the most forgotten pc game that kinda died in the world award goes to... dark fall lights out!
No, no, what I meant was, what are you doing at the party?
Yeah. We can play chess with her.
Don't threaten me, Tim!
See you guys in the emergency room.
Bitch. I'm not playing with you. I ain't teasing, man.
Don't threaten me, Al!
You do now.
I mean, are we talking candle wax on the nipples?
case like this at all for two reasons: A: it's usually very dirty and i stay away usually. B: i don't feel thaere's a need to go back to somewhere where i could fall into an abyss. well you shouldn't haul paintings up to the staircase then.
1
Make your day?
You mean the real sensuous, exotic, sexy, mature, sex symbol type?
on her whole body? Did you notice that?
You spit in this?
She took a shower with them.
Nothing. I'm waiting for my ride.
islandvibesrecords
Happy Birthday
BILL: I can't believe you! I cannot...
Lisa, if any more of his relatives drop by,
Party?
and there are hundreds of people here having a great time,
CanadaMan 420 That is a severe behavioral disorder.
He won't you know He doesn't stand for Baloney!
against me putting 2 and 2 together yeesha decided to step outside and show me her lizard which she named querika. then she showed me her crystal necklace which she got on an age called serenia. and her brothers sirrus and achenar believe her but they don't think it's weird. atrus lead better ways to catherine to show her a simple link back to tay:edar kalmo upper caverns through realto.
Whatever you are, I like it.
Worse pain there is.
WYATT: I feel like an asshole. This had better work.
Do you realize it’s snowing in my room, goddamn it?!?!?
Hit the lights out! You get it out!
In the family jewels?
Chet, just let me find Lisa. She can explain everything.
little drinks, a little nightlife, a little dancing.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, Lucy.
And right now, I want to party.
yes george we'll just select a painted crayon face and follow clues from myst 3 exile. cause i wanna mystery now! ok faye first clue:select the vials second clue:electric plants third clue:hydroponics. did ya work out who the face is yet? well if ya have then write it down faye.
We'll mingle. We'll mingle.
GotDamn, Somebody got a big Azzhole!!
I didn't even exist.
It’s my boy Billy!!!!!!
We gotta make her as real as possible, Wyatt.
You're stewed, butt wad!
I’LL TELL YA WHAT YOU BEND OVER AND I’LL SHUV IT STRAIGHT UP YO ASS
who's filling in for grey? jasmine thompson.
I can't wait to meet his parents.
How Daing?
You know, and...
Where are we going, anyway?
Hi, girls.
who's filling in for rejavia notlan? mel dremenco.
This girl has no morals.
OH GARY !!!!!!!!!
Nice to see you.
Me talking to anyone that will listen nowadays
Momentary loss of motor, nerds.
Dead honest. I'm like... I... You know, I...
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Hit me with your best shot.
Party?
Well, I think we're gonna have to have a talk with her.
Hey, he don't even have his license, Lisa.
Who is this Rob Jordan character?
She's alive. Alive!
By the way, you're very cute.
Oh, Gary!
Eating. Doing our hair.
M FOR MONSTER
Yeah.
He used to like a girl named Lisa.
Dan? Who is this Dan character?
Okay? Crazy insane?
(ALL SCREAMING)
Nowhere. We were in the kitchen. We were in the bathroom.
What?
We've seen you guys at school, but we've never met.
What are you two doing here?
You better think of what you're going to do about Chet.
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
Sort of.
They all know my name. Gary.
Thank you.
GARY: Chet? Shit!