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OHHH GARYYYYY!!
Deb’s Consultation Today Go for it Deb!!!
Explain it to him.
About 35.
hahahahahahahaha!
I really wish that you told me this
You're Hilly. You're Deb.
What are we going to do with her?
Laughing
You told me you were combing your hair!
Happy Birthday Brian
with a beautiful woman
You made me.
oooezury? what do you want ooozeorthless? feed the oozeryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal ooze! betrayal ooze! oozeoonka oouuooeoekilslkseeze! thank you ooozeuoni oozeooi! you're welcome ooyeieuu uissoyediftt!
Hey! Hey! Look, Ma, compliments embarrass me.
We're going to get you guys some drinks.
Look,
We were both in it.
I'm sorry for being such a turd to you all these years.
We all make mistakes.
I don't know. How would you like all your friends here
Where'd your parents go, anyway?
She... She kneed you in the nuts
If you get a chance, shower with the
We can't take advantage of her loyalties. Sorry, guys.
what did sharon waltham used to say? i used to call myself a taron and i still do. you taron!
Eric!! How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray
not for what you can give them.
kate richards and jenna cook emily malloy and simon castell
I’m even considering making up some shit
I did my toes.
toxic granny new baby was boohiiuoogy's boingaylegaylelelllbarbubjumvbille bohpa bohpa bohpa's bohpata bohpata bohpata bohiibibibohollwidering bohiiuooeoeoyouyoouppering gonayle goneville wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
Oh, my God! Whose stuff is this?
Whoa nelly
see...ambidextrous...
Hi.
You know, Sue, one does really not refer
Blush ahs pak
We forgot to hook up the doll.
I do whatever they say.
No shit Chet
Last year,
Hey.
george i want it and i an apple put hte mb but error erase erasid grinders coffee directions.exe not working in a plak! boing eoing really faye we'll have to marry you back anyway but in dirorcenam style!
(ALL CLAMORING)
She burped and it was, like, charming. Charming.
Hey! Ain’t got no license
Chet, I'm sorry, it was an accident.
Wyatt, what happened?
SHIT
I think you better come out and ask them to leave.
You know how I feel about Chet.
Same here.
Daddy had this crazy notion you guys might throw a party
BU
Okay, but don't get any b.o. On Chet's suit, or he'd kill me.
Rumor has it there's a big Maize and Blue sale going on.
And quite frankly, they weren't having a very good time at the party.
Where's Eddie?
Don't ruin the fantasy, okay?
to know that you wear a bra on your heads?
Why can't we simulate a girl?
It's not that bad. I mean, we can hear the music.
And I want you to treat Wyatt and Gary with dignity and respect.
IAN: Yo! Check this out.
Gary Patterson was just taking a shit.
faesksksky? what do you want fazyeyeoozooruint? feed the fayeryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal faye! betrayal faye! foounnooozzcutttonnze foolbuttonfunctionesermilenk! thank you faeeeillmarry fayedfbbellayysssnap! you're welcome faeyker fafuturesnoozonk!
THEM: A COVID VACCINE WILL BE MANDATORY! Me:
SO Many People. SO Many Parties.
I thought that this was her party, but I...
The chick with those big, bud titties?
Happy Sunday Michael
(STUTTERING) The phone. I'm going to get the...
She lives in Canada. This girl has no morals.
It's not flesh and blood, Gary.
I'm shitting in my pants!
toxic katie dalton was bohpa bohpa bohpa lblbohooppppyong bohpa's bohouolkiitisi bowppasasiucn wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
Listen, trust me for once, will you?
We'll go into a social coma.
Accident, my ass, Gary!
You told me you were combing your hair!
Nobody. Your middle name is tense, okay?
Bitch kneed my nuts!
gayle gayle gayle gayle. did you hear that i thought i heard someone say gayle. again? oh someone's onto us! she's not a worldwide multinational phenomeon you know! she's not gonna be popoularsed to death!
Who is this Gary character?
Caviar?
I got that feeling myself.
(SIGHING)
Tell me zac why is an unpopular dick like you having a party ?
This is a sort of a night of weird shit.
Do you realize it’s snowing in New Orleans, goddamn it?
And then, we're a hit, man.
Here in this machine, I have discovered the great ray
GOOD MORNING TURDBRAINS
WYATT: Gary was just taking a shit.
george stop geing a grakman! sorry faye.
Ain't that the truth, baby?
You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock and roll,
Just forget it, guys, 'cause we can't do it, you know?
back to your house and we could all mingle there.
Come on bros...
Tell you what, you bend ovuh, and i’ll Shove it straight up ‘yo azz
Drop and give me 20.
You're stewed, buttwad!
But she's so beautiful.
(SIREN WAILING)
That's not very realistic, Wyatt.
SO Many People. SO Many Parties.
except cuter.
I think the girls are looking for a long, lean bone job from me.
Give me your word that you'll leave Wyatt and Gary alone
Why don’t you bend over… I'll stick it straight up your ass.
I've had a wonderful time.
GARY: Yes, I am.
Anyway, get to work.
Bye.
WELL GODDAMN!! IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!
All right, Chet. How much?
Lis, come on, hon. We're running late.
I'd like to open up by apologizing for the ICE(E) today at the mall.
Holy shit. Gary, I don't know what's going...
They never let you do shit before.
When Shannon finds out you didn’t do what she asked.
Don't be silly. It's a public place.
who's filling in for susan corr? rob booth.
You're right there, baby.
it used to be larsson mikejudes making sure she'd smack the floor with a blam but she quit so it would be georgie wilkies-winfield taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
You guys have girlfriends?
toxic dennis dawson was bohoouoyoppeooieiubiyiioipering wasen't he? he was! and to this day he still is!
A little night life A little dancing
Chet!!!!! Ahhh Shit!!
Drink it....
Every time i hear AB talk
ok code in the manhole cover! KI DI WI SI BI! (manhole cover opens) (star fissure sounds) you did it! you saved us! i don't ever know how we can repay you the stranger/ how can we catherine? i know atrus! how about sharing a glass of myst iii exile wine with us? sounds good! (end credits roll)
I think it was a dream.
yes beryl braxy? what do you want? i want to get into lagoonicals with maria lagonikos.
It was very immature. And I'm sorry.
I guess you plum....
this bud's for you!
You're going to love this one.
and I'll change you back.
why would red dt have no idea who moana marsh is? because she dosen't work there! they'd be like "denise do you recall a kiwi by the name moana marsh? "no i don't recall that name sorry." that's why.
We got to get this thing out of your house!
And I want you to shut up.
Gary and Wyatt, they created me on their computer.