Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's truly only one way...

Heard his plane went down.

But unfortunately-- for you--

but I am the world's fastest man.

Just be in Stillwell's office at 10:00.

Oh, thank fuck, he's alive.

-Come on, let's go back. -No, no...

And I can do whatever the fuck I want. (chuckles)

if it's the last thing I do.

For old time's sakes. No one will know.

or are you a glutton for punishment?

This is my place.

-Come on in. -Yeah. Sure.

But... But you got the A train baby

I look forward to working with you.

Look, I'll tell you what, you get better,

Hey, you found Translucent yet?

Go away. Get him out of here.

(Butcher scoffs)

When you're in the big leagues? You flip it.

-Oh, God. -(laughing)

some wacko drove into Gary's store,

What? No. (scoffs)

You know that, right?

(high-pitched ringing)

You pull that detonator, he will hear.

I am a Reddit Moderator. I can do whatever the f*** I want.

We are sending you on your first patrol.

(stammering): They-they said she was a friend.

oh... a long time ago now.

and give a child just like Asim...

Could I get a club soda?

so you could blow your secret identity.

♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch ♪

I am talking to the Homelander.

Hair so black it absorbed the light, you know?

BUTCHER: Congrats on your promotion, Susan.

♪ Hello, Daddy ♪

And I trust we never have to have this conversation again.

No, no, no, no, no. I can't do this.

You can still go home.

ASHLEY: And that is why we love you.

He's seen our faces.

(drill clatters on table)

I do. But what I need right now,

Okay, you don't want to talk, don't talk. I tried.

So all we really have is two Delta Betas

The director will shitcan anyone

Look, I brought you something.

♪ Cherry bomb ♪

(chuckles): I don't know, maybe I'm stupid.

Better intel than the police.

The Supes could be on their way.

♪ Your dead-end dreams don't make you smile ♪

-DAD (over phone): Hello? -Hi, Dad.

Yeah. It's not...

(squishing and cracking)

You got a problem, you call me, I solve the problem.

It's a beautiful name.

what's got you so hot and bothered

Who is in there?

with the Junior Homelander Cuddle...

-What? -(spits)

We're, uh, working a little job together.