Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SHOULDN'T YOU HAVE A MARCHING BAND BEHIND YOU? GO AWAY.

RICHARD, I DON'T THINK HE HAD AN AGENDA.

FINE. NOBODY WAS BELIEVING YOU TWO AS A COUPLE ANYWAY.

THEY THREW LEMON RINDS. BUT IT DIDN'T MATTER.

CAN I HAND YOU SOMETHING?

I AM GONNA HOLD YOU TO THAT.

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! WE LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.

THE PROFESSIONAL WINDOW GUYS ARE DRIVING BY,

PLUS, YOU HAVE TO EAT FISH FOR BREAKFAST,

THE PLACE IS GOING CRAZY FOR THE EARRINGS.

A SOLUTION WOULD HAVE BEEN BIRTH CONTROL.

I THOUGHT I'D PUT SOME OF MY EARRINGS OUT -- SEE IF I COULD SELL SOME.

THEN RORY CAN DIG A TUNNEL.

HEY, DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE

[ INHALES SHARPLY ] NOTHING.

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE PUT ON SOME LIPSTICK.

I'VE EVEN BEEN THINKING ABOUT MOVING BACK HERE.

I JUST WASN'T EXPECTING HIM TO COME BACK, THAT'S ALL.

"HEY, LOOK AT THAT BOOTH WITH THE NICE SIGN."

JESS? YES. WHEN?

WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE STYX/REO SPEEDWAGON/JOURNEY CONCERT

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LUKE. THIS IS ABOUT RORY.

THEY JUST MADE OUT.

DOES EVERYBODY UNDERSTAND THE STORY? I THINK SO.

YEAH, I KNEW HE GOT MARRIED, BUT I HADN'T SEEN THE FACE YET.

TRACK THESE DOWN FOR ME? THEY'RE ALL OUT OF PRINT.

THEN OUT COME THE FLAMING BATONS.

Jason: SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

HONESTLY, LORELAI, IT'S NOT YOUR LOOKS THAT KEEP THEM AWAY.

NO, I CAN'T LEAVE IT.

SO I WAS TRYING TO BOND OR SOMETHING.

EVERYBODY HAD A CRUSH ON BUTCH DANES IN HIGH SCHOOL.

LIZ MADE THEM YESTERDAY. SHE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THEM.

OR ANYONE YOU WANTED ME TO SEE, I COULD.

* OH, THERE'S MORE LEFT TO LIKE *

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME?

WELL, YOU CAN SPARE A COUPLE OF THINGS.

AND NOBODY BUYS THEM...

I DON'T KNOW. WE HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING. LIKE WHAT?

WOULD IT? NO, IT WOULDN'T.

I WENT IN, HE SAW ME, AND HE LEFT.

MAYBE IF WE ADD A LAYER OF TINFOIL.

OH, I DO. I THINK HE'S LIKE DAD.

ALL RIGHT, THE DARTMORES ARE TRYING TO CHANGE BETTY'S VIEWING.

SO, ON A WIGGED-OUT LEVEL FROM ONE TO 10, MOM'S --

NO PLACE TO LIVE, LUKE FINDS AN APARTMENT.

IT'S A PATTERN. WELL, LUKE LIKES HIS ROUTINE.

SHE REALLY DOESN'T CARE WHAT I THINK.

WOW. A SECOND "RORY" IN 10 SECONDS.