Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU WEREN'T SPECIFIC, MOM. YOU DIDN'T SAY, "BRING A MAN."

OKAY. I DIDN'T REALIZE WE NEEDED YOUR PERMISSION.

I JUST SECURED US THE COATROOM.

YOU REMEMBER MY FRIEND CARRIE, RIGHT?

"THERE'S A GREAT 50-BUCK MARKUP ON A BOTTLE OF WINE

JAZZ HANDS, JAZZ HANDS, JAZZ HANDS --

I JUST NEED TO TELL HIM SOMETHING.

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALMOST DONE. WELL, I'M NOT.

HI, I'M LORELAI. SO, IS LUKE IN THE DINER?

YOU'VE BEEN FIXING THIS CAR FOR HOURS.

I HAD NO IDEA THAT JESS WOULD COME BY,

LONG, LONG STORY. BUT HERE'S A TEASER --

I TELL YOU, HE WAS HELL ON WHEELS.

ALL THE MEN IN MY LIFE ARE DRAWN HERE TO ME.

IT'S FINE, BABETTE. I'M FINE. SHE'S FINE.

I HAVE TO SAY HELLO TO BABE WELLINGTON.

WE BROUGHT ONE OF RICHARD'S COATS TO HANG OVER THE CHAIR.

IT REMINDS ME OF NEW YORK.

WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR A FOURSOME.

LET ME SEE YOUR HAND. WHY?

* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

YES, HONEY, BUT THE OTHER KIDS WILL BEAT YOU UP

HE MUST BE TRYING TO GET INFORMATION.

SHE HAS MOVED ON, AND SHE IS VERY HAPPY.

GONE THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

WHEN I'M IN MY TRUCK, I AM STILL A MAN.

YOU LEFT YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW OPEN.

AND THAT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE HERE VISITING HIM

I WOULD HAVE FIXED IT, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO.

Joe: I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY "ROGER," KIRK.

HOW CAN YOU TELL?

I'M THE...FRIEND AND THE CUSTOMER, NOT THE WIFE.

YEAH, THEY'RE PHAT.

...HUNDREDS OF LITERARY ARTIFACTS,

YOU SURE I CAN'T HELP YOU?

OR ARE YOU SO MAD AT THE ENTIRE WORLD

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]

I'LL COME OUT AS SOON AS I CAN.

LIZ, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT?

BUT REALLY, IT JUST MAKES YOU A PAIN IN THE ASS.

Dancing? Possibly.

YOU GET TO FEEL LIKE THE MARTYR,

WHERE PENGUINS NEED A COAT?

YOU DON'T. MAYBE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD ME HERE.

I THOUGHT YOU LIKED RORY.

LIKE THE PICTURE OF YOU IN THE SHORTS.

[ Laughing ] YES, IT IS.

BECAUSE WITHOUT IT,

AT LEAST ACT LIKE YOU LIKE EACH OTHER.

IT'S GOT TO GO BACK FARTHER. ROGER.

Why was that funny?

LIZ WAS JUST SAYING TODAY HOW GRATEFUL SHE IS

THAT GUY WOULD DEFINITELY BE HIS CAB DRIVER.

COULD WE SIT DOWN?

"HEY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT,

NOT HIS TYPE OR HIS WIFE, JUST HIS FRIEND AND HIS CUSTOMER.

SO, ONCE AGAIN, I THANK YOU,

SERIOUSLY, MAN, COME ON OUT. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.

THAT'S A WHOLE PIE. IT'S PEACH. NOBODY EATS THE PEACH.

HOW COULD HE EXPLAIN THAT?

Carrie: I WANT THESE IN FUCHSIA PINK,

WELL, HE WAS BREATHING AND STANDING.