Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bunch of poseurs.
JESS, DO YOU AT ALL FIND THIS RIDICULOUS?
WELL, WHEN YOU'RE READY... I'LL GIVE YOU A CALL.
OH, HE'S TRICKY.
LORELAI COULDN'T FIND A MAN.
WELL, LOOK WHO FINALLY CAME OUT OF HIS CAVE.
HI. I'D LIKE A LARGE COFFEE AND A CHERRY DANISH, PLEASE.
Woman: JUST LET HIM SAY "ROGER," JOE.
NO. IN FACT, ASKING ME ABOUT MY GOLF GAME
THAT LITTLE BASTARD. WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU TALKED LIKE YOU BARELY KNEW EACH OTHER.
JESS, WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
RICHARD, I REALLY DON'T THINK --
HOLD ON! MY TOWN!
I TOLD HER SHE COULD HANG OUT THIS WEEKEND.
FERIMAN IS HERE?
THE LINE WAS SO LONG, IT BLOCKED THE FRUIT-ICE STAND.
TELL GARY I WENT BACK TO YOUR PLACE.
HE JUST TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF.
I BELIEVE THERE WAS AN AQUAMAN PARTY INVOLVED.
IF I COULD PICK ANYONE IN THE WORLD FOR MY SISTER TO BE WITH,
NOT LIKELY.
THE IMPORTANCE CANNOT BE OVERSTATED.
THAT YOU DON'T CARE WHO YOU HURT?
YOU'RE KIDDING?
BUT I -- I JUST NEED TO LET IT GO.
I'VE SEEN DUMBER THINGS TALK.
"THAN IT WOULD COST YOU TO SEE THE BAND?
WE CAN GO TO LIZ TOGETHER. WE CAN TELL HER.
I'LL CONSIDER MYSELF WARNED.
THANKS. YOU'RE A DICK.
THEY OWE US, RICHARD. REMIND THEM THAT THEY OWE US.
NO.
NEGATIVE.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
AND I'M NOT DONE, SO BACK OFF.
WOW. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT I WOULD EVER PUT MY MOTHER
THE BURLES ARE GOING TO VISIT THEIR DAUGHTER IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.
SHE DID SAY THAT.
THEN GO TO A STORE. COME ON.
OKAY. HOW DOES IT LOOK? FESTIVE AND FEMME.
TO LOOK AT MY CAR!
T.J. I THOUGHT WE JUST DID.
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TALKED TO LIZ.
OH, HEY, WAIT. I JUST MADE THESE LAST NIGHT.
I REMEMBER THE BAD TIMES.
TURQUOISE? WITH YOUR COMPLEXION?
A LOT OF PEOPLE EAT THE PEACH.
I LOVE YOU.
AND THE CLINKING SOUNDS ARE THE SOUNDS TOOLS MAKE
I TRIED. NO, I TRIED! YOU GAVE UP!
DID YOU AND JESS HAVE A THING?
COME ON.
HERE I AM GOING ON AND ON ABOUT JESS.
YOU SURE HAVE RORY ON THE BRAIN. I WONDER WHY THAT IS.
AND THEY GET TO FEEL LIKE NOT ONLY DID THEY SCREW UP,
T.J.? YEP. YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LIKE HIM.
Rory: HELLO.
YOU LEFT SOME GUY NAMED T.J. ALONE IN MY APARTMENT?
[ Shivering ] OKAY.
I'M JUST WONDERING WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT.
THIS IS MY GUY.
TRYING TO SNEAK OUT OF TOWN WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING.
BECAUSE IT'S BLEEDING AND I NEED TO LOOK AT IT.
SIT NEXT TO LORELAI. RORY, MOVE OVER. WHY?
DO YOU WANT THAT? PHONE BOOK'S ON THE KITCHEN TABLE.
CARRIE, WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
WELL, YOU SEEM LIKE A PRETTY GOOD GUY.
THEY SELL GREAT AT THE FAIRS.
I SECOND THAT.
THAT'S A NICE STORY.
OH, THESE ARE SO CUTE. LUKE, ARE YOU SELLING THESE?
YOU TWO PRETEND YOU'RE TOGETHER.
TO HANG THEM AND TREED HIMSELF.
BEFORE YOU GO TO BED.
AAH! BUT I WAS SITTING ON YOU.
SORRY I'M SO BORING TONIGHT.