Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Not sure if this is right.

♪ Oh, in my life ♪

-Okay. -And make sure you tinkle

That part was compelling.

But only because I want to arouse my cousin.

What if I just sent her a picture of Shaun White's dick?

Oh, I'll have a third champagne if it-- I dunno, okay.

Hey, Mom, are you... okay?

Wait, how do I even play this?

Okay. Like-- You like that?

Ew, that sounds like work.

You sent this filth to your cousin?

Oh. But, like... why?

Ugh, I just can't see myself taking a picture of my member.

♪ I know best, I know better ♪

I didn't let you borrow them, my mom gave them to you.

and inside the calzone was a huge fuckin' dick.

And I'm just floating around in weightless bliss, kind of. You know...

It's just pieces of paper.

Barbara, why'd you upload all these pictures of pink mushrooms?

Ah! I mean, if that's what the lady wants, then... abs-solutely.

Um, yeah, hi-llo... My name's actually--

-I'll call you whatever I want. -Oh!

We leave right now, start all over.

♪ All I need to go is one hand ♪

Oh, do you, Mom? Last night he asked to borrow one of my hats

-Okay. -Your dick is poison.

- Classic Duke. -Ya-da-da.

Here we go, cleavage pic gets... a dick pic in return.

-Ugh, don't say that word. -Would you rather I said climax?

Well, from a sociological perspective, this is fucked up.

-Oh, this is cool, I like this. -This horse is workin' for me.

Well, I guess I'm sorry I took a number five in your sock drawer.

-What do I do with my hands? -Hold it. Hold your penis.

They're in the cloud. Did you put 'em in the cloud? We're on a family plan.

-Well, I wouldn't say I have a chode. -Whatever. Just do it.

-What? - What are you talking about?

-Hmmmm... -What does that mean?