Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I do have this little piece of paper right here.
Yeah, just had coffee. What's up?
-Whoa, did he just--
-Why, Andrew? - And my Newsday.
-No!
-Thanks. -Now, ladies...
Look, it's a Fast and the Furious tea kettle.
And now they make vibrators that are waterproof.
-What are you doing? -You're-- you're not gonna kill yourself?
This is my first orgasm!
You took pictures of your thing?
-"Oh, how thoughtful." -Nick, can I talk to you for a second?
He really does.
Okay, nailed the last line, now I just gotta work my way backwards.
Jessi. I know your name, Jessi.
Hello? Bilzerians? Anyone home?
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That's a short, fat you-know-what on a pair of human testicles.
Well, jeez Louise, when you talk about it like that,
And while we're speaking plainly,
...please bless Sweet Andy's dick on its journey. Amen.
you get soaked, your face is all twisted,
Then how come your face is in this one?
What-- what is this place?
♪ He'll never tell! ♪
-Jessi... -Hi.
He is emotionally fragile.
-♪ Ta-da! ♪ -Oh, how thoughtful.
But mainly, it's just so embarrassing.
♪ And he's got a sweet pair of dick-suckin' lips ♪
Survival of the fittest, evolution, the Galapagos--
we have to activate the jewel.
Oh, Jessi, you were doing it for a second. I mean, not well, but...
Luda! Hey, buddy! You are gonna love it here.
Mom, what's wrong?
♪ All I need to go is one hand inside ♪
Yeah, he's been holed up at your house, thinking he's all fancy, like Tony Hawk.
-Yeah! -Okay.
"Even though you just called me an animal,
-Oh, that was perfect. -That was good?
I'm just workin' on my report. Did you know that Duke was a prankster?
Oh for the love of fuq
Oh, she's climbin'! Rub faster.