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All right, well, here's an article in Good Housekeeping.
Well, I saw how much you enjoyed the first one.
after every ride.
it starts to build, and then the coordinates all line up just right,
Eatin' on each other's pussy and whatnot.
-Do better. -What?
Shut up, you stupid fucking dog. Oh, no.
The Yodeler? I love this one.
Hey, man, I didn't know you were, uh, religious?
trying to squeeze their way through a graham-ed cracker.
We got a taser, and we need some nuts to shoot it at.
Wow, Nick, that really hurts.
-What the fuck? You're not Jay. -Oh!
OH FOR THE LOVE OF FUQ
How do we respond?
everyone's favorite game show where you rub me
Don't give up, baby, you gotta get that singin' vagina out of Nazi territory.
-They bred and there were... -Andrew--
-It's all ego with that guy. -Huh.
I bet they do.
You never asked.
I bet her undies take a sponge bath every now and again.
Who are you talking to? 'Cause I am schvitzing.
Smooth transition.
How about some funny glasses on it?
Hey, I'm Vin Tea-sel. And it's all about family.
Why hasn't she texted me back? It's been minutes.
Ugh, Jesus Christ, Mom, okay, enough, I get it.
-and not a blood relative. -Fair enough.
Mrs. Thompson here suffers from female hysteria.
Well, I'd actually love to do my paper on him.
you still get chocolate cake cause you're my brother, best friend"?
Hachi-machi.
My nightmare is over.
-A Harry Potter vibrator? -Ooh, it's got a phoenix-feather core.
Mm, girls' trip!