Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And then they really like it so much, they tell
Look, ladies, the owner of this house is super cool.
Do you want a beer or a mocktail?
You want your daughter to have sex?
Baby, you're my bear.
I'm sorry.
Hey! R.A. coming through.
Dude, he's basically here every night.
Well, thanks for fucking stopping them!
No! Stop!
Why don't we.
Beautiful child.
and that will be that.
You wanna crash here tonight? Really? I wont take up to much room?
You're getting warmer.
What? Oh, fuck me!
Jesus Christ, man!
Why the fuck not?
Do whatever you have to do to get that house.
That was really funny!
Then we'll be out of your hair! It's 30 fucking days.
Where'd you guys get so much fake blood?
Why? That's a thing?
Shelby took our phones. Do you have a phone?
What?
- Jesus Christ. - They're vulnerable.
Fuck!
Get on the fucking ground!
We're gonna kill the power and shut down the party.
Oh, fuck!
I don't even understand how that physically works.
- Okay. - Okay.
Jeez.
our daughters are going to look at us
Nora. I'm Team Nora.
Tell them to make out with each other.
Get on the fucking ground!
Uh, right now?
Unleash the hounds, sweetie.
You're literally running away to quit.
You're so successful.
Yo, get out of the way.
I meant to tell you, I enjoyed your TED Talk.
Why do you have Jimmy's phone? Where are you?
Minions despicable Fox is coming soon
Do you know you can't leave a baby alone?
Bring it in.
Look at this.
Thank you, guys.
Doesn't that sound crazy to you?
Is that a dildo dressed as a princess?
Sorry.
Come on, sweetie.
We're gonna have two houses.
Hopefully, one day.
- Sorry, if I interrupted. - No, I...
What's going on right now?
Praise be. Yeah. No shit.
Tailgate.
She just keeps finding it. I don't know what's going on.
All right, let's go!
How the fuck are we supposed to beat them? There's 15 of them!
A BAG OF DICKS A BAG OF DICKS
We'll be out of your hair. Yeah.
That's right.
the other house we just bought in the suburbs?
Hey, it's fine, okay? We're dealing with the problem.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I look like Snooki.
Let's get you married though, huh?
Peek-a-boo!
Just remember, man,
This is all I have!
This is a fucking shame, but it's also pretty fun. -...
What do we think of that?
There's no such thing as reverse sexism, Mr. White Man.
She's the boss of her own body, all right?
Sorriroi-tity? KELLY: That's how you spell it.
It's another ragtag group of girls
Gay wedding planning.
Seriously, though. Would it be cool if Darren moved in
Here, here. Fuck it!
What's happening?
I could definitely help you. Okay.
You called my parents?
Okay, we're cool?
Congrats. Lots of Outbacks.
I can buy your girlfriends and you some brunch, if you want?
Watch.
Oh, shit! Mac, you okay?
Look, if they get three strikes they have to shut down, right?
You for sure have a concussion, man.
Chester the fucking Cheetah took our weed!
Huh. Doesn't take up the whole room.
They're, like, super sexist.
Okay.
I mean, what do you call a house full of united women?
What are you gonna do?
It's over now. Yes.
You're gonna go right now for...
Check this out. Delta Psi!
Shit!
We are strong adult women.
I don't know why things do what they do, but what I do
Like a mommy mocktail? Congratulations.
Are they baby food?
No, fuck you!
It's actually not weird. It's actually super normal.
That's not a dildo. That is a...
Prove it.
- The house is so quiet without her. - Oh...
stopping the old people from getting the weed.
Yeah!
They're not a cohesive unit.
Where is Mac? Mac is missing, and Jimmy knows where he is.
No, I'm not. I don't know anything.
then go to sleep in my car.
You, too!
It's good to see you guys. Kind of missed you.
Good to see you again. Welcome back!
I don't actually know anyone here, so I was just rereading old texts,
Very nice, quiet, lovely family.
- Okay. Are we done here, guys? - Um...
We have to throw a really shitty frat brother party.
Escrow is a 30-day period wherein the buyer of the new house
I ran Delta Psi for four years.
DJ, let's shake that booty.
No. That's not gonna work. Why?
What's the nightmare?
I mean, would that be, like,
This is a very religious family.
Hey! Hey.
It's time.
They're just a little heavy. Yeah. Yeah.
No, for real. Like, it's hard to get jobs.
Come this way?
It's our sorority.
Shit! Fuck!
How the fuck are you gonna have two?
Get a little bit older, and it's harder to control them.
I'm actually not that worried.
Drop it!
You know, it's a lot of rules now.
so I'll probably just move in with them.
If you're at home
What's the right decision to make?
Per month. Five buckets per month.
Why do you say that?
Changing the world and shit.
If she boots, I boot.
Yeah. Gotcha.
Well, now that Daddy's gone,
Let's go, I'm hungry!