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I'm mentoring this sorority.
of weed in the greater Ardendale area.
What are we gonna do? I mean, how do frats make money?
No, they have 15 individuals.
Guys, guys... Guys, this is really risky.
with your escrowdom.
They got a hilarious army of fucking Minions.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
What's she talking about? That's gotta be a joke.
If you see any old people in here, stop them!
I might do the bridge walk and then I'm gonna come home.
I don't think I can do it.
There is a beautiful centaur sitting thoughtfully over there.
CEOs and Corporate Hoes,
Cheese is mold.
And then we're screwed.
And we got a new chef, and we're going gluten-free.
You put eggs in the water? Yeah. Watch.
I'm fine. I'm fine.
Cute.
That I do know.
We sold our house! We sold our house!
Oh, my God. Look how big my tongue is.
It's all going by so fast, huh?
Well, maybe we're both bad parents!
You know who kids listen to?
With baby oil, you get, like, two extra lines here.
Come for me.
Good luck finding any.
Exactly, guys. Can we just escrow together for a minute?
No, those girls were out of control until we controlled them.
You know, just refresh our memories.
No, you can't do this to me!
It wasn't like that.
I mean...
Holy shit! Do you think they'll sell me some? Oh, my God.
No sorority can.
Yeah, I'm quitting, too.
Holy shit! Fuck, yeah!
These are my best pants!
You got this, right, Beth?
I mean, unless you guys think that's too intense of a plan.
But I love you.
We're begging you! All right, listen.
Jesus Christ, man, we're getting old.
- Stels! - She just learned that word.
She almost died over a Gordita.
Every party is, like, themed hoe.
Wow, that's a big hit.
I'm so stressed out, all I want to do
I'm scared.
Guys, a play on a classic.
Get ready?
Pimps and Hoes,
Should I freak out? No, no, no.
Love you, dude. Love you, man.
I know you're protecting some stupid bro code.
I know that's not feminist, but fuck that!
Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win!
They're gonna be here in five minutes.
Girls, I have an idea.
You think the tity is silent?
I don't know why they gave me one.
Big man!
To drink nectar.
Kappa Nu!
There's no I in sorority.
Yeah, it's not like a frat bro is gonna walk up and be like,
Big hand!
Oh, man.
Joan of Arc orders you to pass the joint.
I am so sick and tired of all these guys coming into our lives
- Come over here. - Get over here!
Well, it begs the question.
- Dead. - Really?
No, no, no!
Those are the little notches when she was growing taller.
That sheet has so many bedbugs.
ever wanted to have sex with me,
I cannot tell you how thankful I am...
Oh, no. Their plates are full cleaning the house.
"Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to realise you don't like sucking dicks.
You know, one dick at a time.
Oh, shove it, Wendy.
What are you up to, man? How you doing? Yeah, that's real good.
Great! Good to see you guys!
You know what?
Holy shit. Really? Yeah.
That's it.
We parented 30 crazy sorority girls.
No, no, no. The baby's not due till tomorrow.
Fuck it. Fuck you!
Why would I even be buying meat?
No. It's a real eviction notice. I called the landlord.
Tell them the house isn't Kappa Nu, they are.
Oh, no! Are you okay?
Yeah, there is. There's two actually.
I got something to say.
Well, we better blow it out!
It matters if we lose this.
That's even worse! Don't embarrass us!
Because girls are much smarter than guys!
Hi, Mildred. One day, we are going to fuck!
Shelby. Shelby.
they'll pull out of the deal, and we'll own two homes and be fucked.
Why don't we start the mold inspection?
Not as much as him.
I don't like this. Me neither.
you close. Okay?
When did you start talking like Eminem?
Hi, Jimmy Jr. I'm Mildred.
Yeah. So I've been designing Outback Steakhouses.
Bro, it's only 20 bucks. You've gotta get down here now.
No, no.
Yeah, you got me. That's funny.
all their other douchy frat brother friends
Yes. Let's do it.
Kappa Nu,
How do you spell Trump?
I want to help you guys stop that sorority before it gets too late.
And believe me, that's enough for them
Don't even worry. I think I have that same one at home, right?
- Kelly? - What?
and they all pay us, too.
so why don't we go to Plan B?
Delta Psi.