Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're relying fully on this party to support this house.
The buyers are not gonna want to live next to a house
Oh, shit!
Rule number three. Throw the type of parties
Yes, blend, blend, blend.
Um, can I ask you something?
Dude, we are bros, okay? Yes.
This just seemed like a logical conclusion.
They know that if we're a united front, we can't lose.
Yeah.
Is now a good time to freak out? No, no.
No.
No. Fuck!
I'm out.
Love you.
Oh, man. This just feels good.
I finally found somewhere that I'm good at,
Do you see people sometimes that I don't see?
Or Senator Hillary Clinton?
because we are prepared to give back to you for helping us
- Hey! - Oh, hi!
- Just put it away, okay? - No.
Personally, I've made love to three men.
How much money do you guys have between the three of you?
Great! I see more of you have moved in.
You're not a good father.
Welcome, you guys!
Oh, God. The party's even bigger.
that show what you guys are all about.
This is what you want?
This is happening! Oh, my God! Is this happening?
No! You all can't quit. We'll figure it out!
He told me that you'd pretend you didn't know where he was.
No, no! Stop it!
Fucking tell her where the fuck he is!
I'm switching sides.
We can't even enjoy the frat party.
First Lady Hillary Clinton?
Why don't they shut up!
One that can party the way that we want to.
Who is Teddy Sanders?
How much money have we made? How many money buckets do we have?
Did you hear that?
A bag of dicks
Oh, God!
What's annoying about this?
Free weed! Free weed!
Well, took you long enough.
She was in charge of the weed. You were in charge of the weed.
we're gonna add the eggs to it. Okay?
Which one is it? Where's the weed?
They're from another fucking planet.
you'd want her to have equal rights as guys.
I don't know how long she had it in her mouth for.
Are you okay?
Okay.
I'm not sad.
and that's for the entire school year.
Own that shit queen
No! I'm gonna take it from here.
I'm good.
Look, I'm Team Shelby.
Hey, hope you let yourself in this party later on.
Kelly! Help us! Shelby!
We have no earthly idea how to accomplish it.
Look, it's a bag of dicks on the window!
and it's gonna be just like high school all over again.
That's against the rules. You're gonna have to take that out.
No, we're just...
Mac! Kelly! Hey! Yo!
Oh, my God. Do you need some water? Are you okay?
You have it figured out. You can't do anything
The worst part of this whole fucking thing,
You're incredible at math.
Yes, a new family moved in next door
It's time to show them who's adults,
Stella, how do you keep finding
Delta Psi, man.
Go, go, go. Guys, go.
Yeah, for real.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What?
This is actually really nice.
We should, like, celebrate!
Just keep playing with your toy. Give him a kiss.
And like even though, like, the war is over,
What are we gonna do?
Pete.
I can eat it, whenever I want it.
Come get your pie! Pot pie, guys!
Maybe get one without a ball sack attached to it.
God. What do we do?
And, basically, if anything happens that spooks those buyers,
Party's big enough, let's call the cops. Okay.
No, the mom is right.
Legally, this is not my responsibility.
You just stood there while they robbed our house?
because parents are smart and kids, by comparison, are fucking stupid.
I love you, sweetie.
Great! Cool.
No! Maybe it's just the old people messing with us.
Gosh.
It breaks my heart.
You don't think there's actually mold here, do you?
What's going on?
And she's pregnant.
College was crazy, man!
Our first house.
You know what, fuck you!
Okay. Yeah.
Oh, okay. Hey, don't talk to me like that,
We kind of had a question for you guys.
Uh, drop your dues in the bucket if you wanna join.
sororities are not allowed to throw parties in their houses.
It's hot!
Megacockolis
You're acting like children. You need to listen to me.
What are you doing? Don't drink that!
It's a little hard to call the cops without a phone, ain't it?
- Do you remember Joe Waterston? - Yeah.
We're about to have two girls! Two kids!