Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We need help. We have to get rid of the girls
What is the water doing?
Sisters' hug!
Take it.
No. No.
this stupid sorority in the first place.
No. Me neither.
I'm having a little bit of a meltdown.
We got bedbugs.
It's not like I'm gonna shoot myself.
From a cartoon.
I love you, Oprah.
Look, I'm your best friend. I'm just trying to be honest.
It's a good party. I am gonna text my friends.
No, it's not.
Oh, yes!
I'm happy for you guys. I love you guys.
What's wrong?
I can do whatever I want here.
What are you doing?
He's like me. He's cool, he's dope.
Okay.
Let's get out of here! Let's leave!
High pie.
What's in this for you, bro? Yeah.
Dad, that's the point of college.
on maybe why you guys could approach this differently.
You just don't party?
Oh, no.
And assuming everything goes well
to distract the entire sorority?
tonight's the night.
Like Crocodile Dundee?
God, I hate clowns!
Yep.
Yeah, cool.
No, no, no.
- No! Gross! - Oh, my God!
I see we're playing outside the rules of the system,
Are you scared?
Well, tell her! Tell me!
Okay. What if we use our Minions to make us money?
I love you! Shit!
"Yeah, Own That Shit, Queen. Yeah."
Oh, my God! God bless you, kid.
Y'all go in, shut it down from the inside.
and walk around for a little bit until I tire myself out,
I don't know. You're looking at me
When a girl gets laid, it's bad.
Oh...
Could you please be quiet?
How'd you get those?
Why is this happening? You can't do this to me!
When did everyone in retail get so young?
But no one's gonna pay money to come to our parties.
No, I don't have a phone. I ran out of data.
Don't give up on yourselves.
Nah, I suck at socials… I’m good at quotes & gifs
and it's gonna be your fault because you let her play with Kelly's dildo.
Okay.
What's the big deal?
for a grown man to be helping
I mean, no offense to you guys, but I like to dress pretty.
Here she comes!
I'm sure maybe... No means no!
Go for it! Dude, check this out!
I wanna, sort of, be of value, you know, to you?
High pie!
Dude, who wants to take a rip on the zip?
Two Is, straddling the Y.
We threw great parties here.
You don't remember when I told you
They don't think you're funny, okay?
Really?
No.
Because you're a bad parent.
I was with you last night. I don't know.
First warning, just the first warning.
And now I'm gonna lose all my friends
I'm hot!
Work's been a little bit of a bummer.
Oh, fuck!
Five buckets a month equals house rent.
There's so many fucking hot bitches here, it's ridiculous.
No, not one of our really fun parties
Give me a real hug.
Yeah.
How much you putting in?
Come on in. Come into your home.
We have to throw a party.
here's the thing.
It's not the McRib.
We've just gotta convince them to chill.
You can't even see the neighbours.
I had to cover for my boss, Mason,
Um, I've been in a pretty intense relationship since third grade.
you will be joining a sisterhood
They're just kids.
You come back here, young lady!
I'm pooing! When I'm nervous I poo!
This place is weird.
time to get feisty.
Where did she go?
Baby, I think I might be pregnant.
They might. They like it.
Oh, yeah. It's on!
That's dope.
A BAG OF DICKS A BAG OF DICKS
Yeah.
I'm not gonna let you out until we're done raising money, all right?
Kelly.
Hi. What are you doing?
Yay!
No, thank you.
Escrow
We can't have fun in our dorm.
It's a great job, and you can do it with a criminal record.
Which is, in and of itself,
Where are you? I'm in your office!
I see your shitty be-yourself party
I was figuring stuff out.
You're just mad because you're fucking lost.
Oh, my God! Really?
I've been looking for you.
No. Not annoying at all. Not annoying at all.
Honey, I'm home!
Come on!
It was Indica! She slept for, like, nine hours after.
I totally should've offered it to you first, man. I'm sorry.
Because that's all you can do, right?
I killed a girl!
when we're in this war with the old people.
I love Minions, and now I have to hate them
That's way too high up.
Look out.
Oh, my God.