Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Yes, you. Come on! Pot pie!

No! Do not blame me!

God, have you inherited my stupid gene?

You know what we should do?

Hey, hey, hey! Ladies!

Do we have to wear hoodies?

Knock, knock, knock!

We got escrows, dude.

Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win!

We fucked once.

Mac and Kelly. Hi, I'm Kelly.

It's not fair! They're too young!

and this huge speech on how to behave myself as a young woman.

Use these money buckets to keep track of your cash.

Why are you doing that?

My husband Mac has vanished, and this man knows where he is!

You'll always be really nice to us, won't you?

Sometimes you gotta suck a dick to realize you don’t like sucking dick.

That you two would move into your room,

eight buckets, actually, full of money,

We have a daughter, baby.

God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!

because we spent all of our money on the weed.

Oh, fuck that. I'm the bad parent.

I wanna be your sister. I wanna be your sister.

We don't want to lose our house, okay?

I am a minority.

good night to you.

Me and Kelly are good parents.

King, Dick. Ha.

No, it's on. But we're turning it off.

and that I would live in my room.

But ours is in black.

Yeah, I mean, because of all that I guess

You guys are so much fun.

What are we supposed to do?

Like the one we met each other at?

So now we need five buckets of money

All said and done, if they move it all, that's over $112,000.

If you decide to buy the house, that is.

- You did, didn't you? - No.

And smoke weed.

I just feel like we're escrowing apart

I know exactly where she went.

They're Jewish, and they're lovely.

- Hey, meanies! - Hi!

You scared the crap out of me.

And we are walking.

So, I see you guys are moving?

Are we gonna still hang out after this?

That's cute. Look at him.

Are we gonna lose our house?

You're an old person.

Baby's first dildo.

You're just away from home for the first time and you're scared.

How do you know the name of the sorority?

Buddy, what are you doing today?

I can't make an Eggo!

Hey, sweetie. How are you?

Did you shit on the table?

The cheese is moldy on that.

And I have some wisdom. And I feel like I'm protecting you guys.

That's why we're here.

Money in the bucket. Just some money in the bucket.

I'm sorry. I come to this restaurant.

That's over $1,000 an ounce,

This is the most fun I've ever had and I went to space camp.

and sororities are not allowed to party.

Then I realized I'm never gonna lose you

But, hey, I figured if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

I'm proud of you, man. You found your niche.

I don't know about that.

We're in a drug war with teenagers.

So, I did it. So you have no escrow there.

This is what the old people want us to do.

Okay. Oh, my God!

When did you start talking like Eminem?

And bring money!

I got rid of the old people.

- that can totally do whatever it wants. - Yeah.

Well You Done Done Me And You Bet I Felt It

Could you just watch your language, please?

We'll always have things to talk about, right?

Thank you, dude. Yeah.

It's 30 days! It's just 30 days!

That would have been nice.

until you know the answer to one simple question.

They eliminated the shirtless models,

I feel them! I can feel them! Get it off!

We live in a sexist world and there is nothing we can do about it.

it was like their grandparents walked into that house.

This is awesome.

No, no, no. No.

Why don't we start in your kitchen? Yes.

Put that away. Put it away.

Yes, I got this. I'm right here.

I'm gonna do it. Thank God.

Hi, I'm Nora, by the way.

Weed for women! It's only 20 bucks!

It was really fucking funny.

of value to you?

Okay, one, two, three!

Dude, I was just fucking joking.

Don't worry about them.

keeps playing over and over again?

So use that as a down payment,

All right. See ya.

When they're two years old, you can

We gotta wear body cameras and all of that.

Who's laughing now, clown?

And then you know what else, too?

You had no friends.

Rule number two.

I told you guys to shut the fuck up!

We kind of have a no veins rule with our vibrators.

I'm on painkillers, motherfucker!