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Wow. Can you afford five grand a month?
You're all getting beer!
No, we don't hit joints here, ever.
Oh, what, these?
Called a cord, dumb-ass!
Not when it's against guys.
Is that what you learned here?
What's your name? Nora.
Stop doing that!
"It doesn't matter if we lose that."
Get down!
Yeah, what's your...
- I'm in here, guys. - Garage.
Just shut up, we just gotta infest them fast!
and then you did not live here anymore?
Hey, what's up, Kel? Where is he?
What do you mean, Why would it make eggs hard?
I can't believe you never smoked in high school.
They're gonna get wet everywhere, I swear to God!
Don't say shit you can't take back.
Okay.
I'm gonna get up on stage and I'm gonna dance,
Doesn't your brother sell weed on some farm outside of town?
we need to figure out a way to infiltrate that tailgate.
Yeah, what brings you to the hood?
I love you!
I'm just having the worst cramps in my life every five, six minutes.
a bunch of girls make a sorority.
God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!
They tried to tear us apart. Yeah.
Trying to get this tweet out.
You get knocked down, you get up again.
I don't even know where we are right now.
Oh, fuck!
No, that's never going to happen
Hey, men's rights.
Honey, wanna come over here?
Here's the deal.
Yeah, you like it, don't you?
What? It's a clown, man. People love clowns.
I don't think that they are
What's going on?
And they probably wanna fuck the shit out of you.
Dope!
It's Dhundee. It's a different name altogether.
My brother, Daffodil.
Looks like Beth needs some suntan lotion on her.
I look like Nicki Minaj!
I think it's gonna be the perfect house for us.
I need to report three different addresses
That's all our weed! How are we gonna pay rent?
And you're not a ring guy. You don't have to wear it.
And for the first time in my life,
We are prepared to offer you four buckets of money per month in rent.
Maranda.
What the hell?
Really?
Look, I'm so happy that you helped us
All right.
No, so Stella won't wake up.
At least they didn't take Stella's toys.
You could sleep in Stella's room.
First off, you look fucking horrifying.
He inhaled so much weed smoke he tuckered himself out.
Please. Please!
Beth, what happened? I thought you were the one
Oh, no, I'm sorry. I'll just be quiet.
Why not, right? Yeah.
Look, girls, normally, it's $25,000 a month.
All I'm saying, thank God, I'm having a boy.
I haven't slept in, like, a week.
Stop it.
You need to be timing this.
Are we though?
What are you talking about?
Banana! Banana! Banana!
I'm a vocal lover.
Do you have any more of these?
I can't believe this is actually over.
- Just stop it! - Stop it!
but college is about new experiences.
Fair enough.
Oh, thank you so much. Thanks for watching.
Come on over let's have some beers.
You can party, you can stay up all night, play on your phones.
You're fucking lying to me, Jimmy! Tell me where he is!
It must be pretty big. That place is huge, like eight bedrooms.
Get out of here, you animals!
Last week, I found her chewing on a nugget of weed.
You're not like us, dude.
We've been hacked!
I don't know, now!
Maybe.
that are currently selling marijuana.
a taste of their own medicine. All right?
We'll take it.
Until Monday, they are the only purveyors
I'm fine.
Welcome home! How's it going?
Why'd you do that?
Why don't we just throw the party we wanna throw
and spank their little bottoms.
- This is exciting, right? - Yes!
and trying to tell us what to do.
That was scary.
You started a sorority?
We're thinking maybe, because Darren works from home
I do not understand a word she says.
...you're all lined up.
that we're down to two money buckets.
because I am Jewish.
Well, heck.
Well, yes she will. No, she doesn't.
You're really turning me on with your muscles right now.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, really?
That's what? That's it? You're gonna quit?
Okay.
Mommy's dildo?
Should I start screaming? Come on. No, no.
We're not little girls anymore.
She loves talking to us. Yeah. We're a team.
What does that mean? Huh?
Dude, don't sweat that. Yeah?
Thank you, Stella.
Now I'm trying to get back
- Come on. - What?
That didn't work.
Peek-a-boo!
to realize you don't like sucking dick.
I appreciate you man. Thank you.
Tell me where he is! No.
I also used to...