Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Get off! Stop it! Oh!

not in some old dilapidated mansion!

good parents or not, because one day,

Five. We'll do it for five buckets.

Yeah, I felt unsafe.

The nerves are kicking in a little bit.

She must be fucking with me.

Oh, no! Oh, God!

that we actually have a good time at.

We had another kid. We got another one.

And like, most importantly,

No. When we throw parties we lose money.

Yes, there is a legal right to party...

All right, ladies, we gotta talk finances.

You get an mp4, you get an mp4, you get an mp4.

Wear it for me. All right.

I can't have you running around here 'cause you're pregnant.

Darren, you can move in any time.

He likes you more than me. He tells me that every day.

I'm gonna miss this place.

We just need them to behave themselves.

I told you, she's not going into labor.

I'm a good father to one daughter.

so now I have to walk around in this monkey suit.

When she says I love you

I saw you with Teddy.

Let's do this man! All right.

Okay, it's really serious.

It's gonna be good.

How much does a gram of steak go for?

No, you don't got this at all.

How do you feel? Good?

They're not gonna want anything to do with us.

What do you guys want with such a big house?

And the truth is, they're lovely girls.

You see your little notches?

Kappa Nu has cornered the market on weed.

You know, I guess. No. That's okay.

This is so fucked!

Their parents. Celebrities. Their parents.

This is ridiculous!

- I'll see you guys soon. - Thank you.

I thought college parties were supposed to be fun or something.

Fuck, fuck, fuck.

You just threw...

Did his phone ring?

I think I'll be a good father to two daughters.

It's the same thing.

You're sure you're okay?

We have all brand new feather duvets.

How the fuck did you get in here?

If they drive past here and they see the girls, it's over.

because we're brothers.

And then pretty soon, you're a full-fledged sorority.

I fucked the pizza man.

They robbed us?

- What's that smell? - It's bong water.

I've always wanted to say that.

The other window is open!

Yeah, I remember that.

Fuck you. I'm a good parent. Okay?

I fucking knew it!

I'm not losing a best friend,

We have an inspection soon.

That's if you really pool it all together,

Bro code? No, there's no bro code.

Are you okay? Why are you itching?

Their plan is to sell the weed at the tailgate.

We did it. We did it.

Yeah, you can magically make the sorority that lives next door to you

What does that do?

Nice! That's awesome! Cool! Yes!

It's so funny, if it was a bag of dicks.

Please just text me something. I'm worried.

Are your parents around or something like that?

Just say it one more time. Maybe say it one more time.

Do you understand what escrow is?

Will you marry me, Peter McCallister?

Yeah, my dad was super strict, I had really early curfews.

Stop! Yes, exactly.

If I'm being honest, I've never done drugs before,

Five buckets it is.

I don't think I could do this.

I'm gonna start phase two, okay?

I'll be seeing you around.

We don't throw parties here.

I just wish we had never started

I mean, we're engaged.

Shit! We got Cosby'd!

I don't know. We don't have enough for a month.

Get out of the way!

Was it the Indica or Sativa?

I don't know. Why would I be selling grams of steak?

I know I'm not a good parent.

is the only group selling weed at the tailgate.

I'm the bad parent! I'm the bad parent.

Come on, sweetie.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. God damn it.

We just got to get rid of them.