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Technically.
You can do this every month? Yup.
Hey, Mac! Hey, Mac!
You know, there's no legal right to party.
You're definitely going into labor.
Set it down really soft.
Oh, excusez-moi.
I got real fucked up really quickly just now.
Oh, shove it right back at ya, Oliver!
No, it's done.
Yo, what's up! Clear the stage,
WHEN THEY DON't KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC
By the way, is it cool...
You wanna crash here tonight?
All right. I give up.
They must have an alternate power source.
Bring it in, man. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
What the hell is that?
Yes, you know I will! Yes! Put it on.
We can't afford this place.
Get this woman a mocktail.
The Greeks believed we were each half of a whole.
Yo. You wanna rush the coolest sorority ever?
hahahhahaha
Did you get poison oak or something?
But I do know a thing or two about
This isn't working!
Sweetie, that's fantastic!
Welcome to Phi Lambda!
I kind of need some new jeans.
They're never gonna keep you down.
Guys, this party is amazing. You did it.
Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it
What does that mean?
Yes!
Go get them.
Fuck yes! Eat shit! We win!
You told Garf first!
This isn't Kappa Nu. This is not what we set out for.
Just stay chill. Everything's fine. What should I do right now?
Shit!
No, it's over.
We are so fucked!
Right? For life.
Don't take your shit out on me, okay?
I'm not lying.
Oh, boy. Look.
We were supposed to be a team.
Those sisters are better brothers to me than you ever were.
So did I. What?
- You're sure? - No, I'm fine.
We're getting a hot tub.
We hoes before bros them.
Where are our phones?
We know the right decision to make.
Oh, my God. Anytime.
I'm really hyped.
You're strong, powerful women and you're trying to buck the system.
I mean it's, like, empowering.
Before I got anywhere in life, I asked myself,
I was on the whipped cream. You were on the...
Yes, we did call your parents.
goglealo
I'm going
I was the only one trying to save this. This was all my idea.
What's wrong with fraternity parties?
Don't worry about it. It's cool.
Yay!
Hi, Dustin!
And does no one know that the same song
- Yeah. - Dude.
Not yet? You wanna just hang out for a little bit more?
And, for some reason, gay guys specifically, they just respond to me.
You see, we live next door, we just sold our house,
This house isn't your sorority, you are!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You guys will find out soon enough.
Thanks, man.
Not applicable.
Phi Lambda!
In the United States of America,
otherwise, we're gonna get kicked out tomorrow.
No! I don't have the baby oil.
I gave him five stars on Yelp.
Be careful.
You live here. Yeah, of course. Who are they?
What? No.
Okay.
It's got my foot!
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All right here's the plan.
Why would it make eggs hard?
Oh, I won't hesitate
No, it hard-boils them. It makes them hard.
No, in the middle. That's an O.
You're not talking about Darren, are you?
Come back here!
It's like a hot bitch fiesta.
I'm so sorry. I have to take this call.
- I love you guys, man. - You do.
We stole their weed. We're in too deep!
Do you want me to put a pillow over your mouth?
What's wrong with you?
Would you maybe wanna be my best man?
The place looks great. Yes.
- Okay. - I'm okay.
That's not sexist.
No! He showed dick!
No.
Get away! Go away!
- You guys. - I'm so happy.
You look... Are you in pain?
Okay, maybe the landlord was just one of
Airbags!
I'm fine. I got this.
That's the cutest thing I've ever heard in my literal life.
I love you, sweetie.
It doesn't matter if we lose that.
Thank you. Okay.
When did she start saying no all the time?
Old people shit?
Do you want to go to sleep?
We're Kappa Nu.