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You saw what was happening up there.

Nah, I suck at math. I'm good at weed.

A really big part of us creating this sorority is because

Don't try and find me though.

No one was texting me.

Once a week, Delta week every Monday.

That's completely irresponsible of us. We can't take care of one.

This is such an exciting year.

Oh, no, no, no.

Where is this even coming from right now?

A bag of dicks.

'Cause girls are fuckin' hard.

Here's some more pledges. They're bedbugs!

Darren cherishes his friendship with you.

and we're escrowing for the next 30 days.

We're totally screwed.

I asked you months ago if you understood

- I gotta poo! - You already pooed.

Don't do that again. Okay? I will give birth.

Ha! My tongue is numb.

- Yeah. - Just an idea.

Hey! Hey, sweetie!

Airbags! This is not a drill! All butts up!

It's Wendy, the realtor.

It's no big deal.

Lovely girls. Super nice girls. We promise you.

I fell right through the cracks

Do you wanna go to sleep?

- Who hits it first? - No, you go for it.

So wait. Do we have escrows on

Go, get out of here. I'll explain later, okay?

by ratting out every other drug dealer in town.

Yeah, you mean this fucking sucks, right? Yeah.

that maybe we would turn it into an office.

- Shut up! - Shut up!

Oprah, we're out of beer.

You ready for us?

No, no, no! Look closer.

Hey. What's up?

This is the one.

Shit, what do we do?

Give me the fucking weed!

What's going on, man?

Oh, you okay? What's wrong?

Jesus fucking Christ!

You're supposed to be living in the dorm,

I don't know. Why do butterflies fly?

Overflow party!

So, uh, Darren.

Now, we add the eggs, and we hard-boil them, okay?

- Sorry. - Why don't we...

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Yeah, it was our uterine wall sloughing off.

We are totally fucked! We're gonna be bankrupt!

Garf! Back me up, Garf.

and making best friends for life.

Yeah, that'd be, like, of tremendous value.

- It's okay! - Hang it up!

No more, no more

All right, rub it in. Rub it in.

Everyone at the tailgate's gonna be selling weed.

I know we've been going through some rough times lately.

Guys, bottom line is

"Yeah, Own That Shit, Queen. Yeah."

I'm my own parent.

dress a little hotter than we usually do.

I'm not gonna lose you guys.

Yes, it's a thing.

- You look awfully nauseous. - I'm fine.

- we can make sisters for life. - Yeah!

I'll see you fools later. Hit me up if you need me.

We're gonna tear them apart!

Because our friends are dying.

You wanna live like some sort of a drifter murderer?

Yep. I think we should do that.

Pete, wake up, man.

Teddy. We just voted and we've decided it's best for you if you go.

You didn't tell us about the sorority!

I am so happy I found you guys.

You look good in your normal clothes.

The question is can you afford it? What's your name?

I'm fine. Yeah, I'm good.

Uh, Teddy, where are you gonna be staying?

You get a beer, you get a beer, you get a beer.

Phase two, is we have to stop the old people

This is your training day!

I think my wife has some thoughts though

I mean we have no money, so we're definitely losing it. Yeah.

- Babies eat good food. - Yeah.

the force from that airbag should blast us straight through that vent.

Uh, no way. This is all of my money.

I'm ready. All right.

This is private property. You're trespassing.

what escrow was, and you said yes.

gets to do inspections and whatnot.

You're all winners. You're all winners.

Who is Mac Radner?

What are you guys doing here?

We just ask them not to party while we're escrow.

When he dropped me off at college,

Are you okay, dude?

That was really gross.

No, you're right.

This is such a good idea. These clothes have so many bedbugs.

- I don't know. - Hide your unmentionables.

It is only Kappa Nu.

Look at the production value on this video.

Just kidding. It's the mold inspector, the old mold king.

And then we'll have no houses.

No, this is an actual, real thing.

I thought you were my clients.

You're gonna have to poo later!