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Oh, my God. I think she's gonna boot.

I'm blocked! I'll get another car!

Yeah, figuring stuff out knee-deep in pussy.

The first sorority that can party. We'd all love to join.

They're moving into our old house,

$16,000 a pound.

because he had to go to his prom.

- Stels, put that away. - No.

You've never eaten out a guy's ass before?

he gave me a rape whistle

Is there anything we can do? We're desperate!

We're gonna lose our sisters, 'cause we're gonna be put in separate dorms.

We could talk to the guys.

She looks fantastic.

So, what are you doing here? Buddy.

I went to college, too, you know.

What do you mean? Why?

Welcome to Kappa Nu.

Ha, ha, ha. Jokes on you.

No, it is a big deal.

We watch things together...

Put it in your mouth!

This is your training day! What's training day?

None of that matters right now.

get to this place that we're in.

No, no, no. That's okay. That's great.

Why are we doing this right now?

You're cool. Get in there.

Are you rushing Phi Lambda?

We're gonna go. We're gonna get out of your hair.

Is that Teddy Sanders?

Oh, sure. I'll take a mocktail.

I fucking knew it

Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck! Fuck. He's calling.

Guys, listen! Here's the plan.

- You're so sexy though. - Thanks, baby.

Man, it's just easier with boys, you know?

And you guys have a daughter, I'm sure

Dude. We should do this.

Maybe we should sign some stuff.

Why don't you shove it? Shove it right back at ya!

and we should be escrowing together.

Bye. She's beautiful.

Come on, Mac. Get his thighs. Okay.

I'm okay. I just need 10 minutes. Dude.

That was way over the line.

Oh, dude, don't fucking touch it! I told you it's hot!

Only frats can.

What's going on, Kappa Nu?

Wet T-shirt contest!

Guess your daughter found your vibrator.

There's people there.

They have seven pounds of weed.

Hold on! Hold on! Call him!

and it's gonna be just like I was in high school.

Or future President Hillary Clinton?

But I'm willing to offer it to you for $5,000.

and nothing changes with the living situation to spook them or something,

I thought we were in this together.

Garf's a cop, Scoonie's got his own business,

We love suspense.

Yes. We did. We actually did.

And then, maybe one day

Hey, what's up? Ten in the bucket.

They shouldn't be saying that.

I love your sweater!

Right? Do you guys have the rental agreement?

The buyers could literally drive by at any moment,

Dude, are you okay?

What the fuck are you doing? We're in a rush, Mac.

GOT ANNOTER LITTLE JEW IN THE OVEN

We're gonna lose the house. We're gonna lose the house?

We can make it rain on them hoes!

It broke the skin.

No, I won't. I'm not coming for you.

I wasn't, like, too harsh on him, was I?

Oh, don't give me that!

Okay, wait! Mac,

is even more popular than your fucking sell-out party.

from calling the cops, okay?

with glitter glue. Kappa Nu.

Well, I'm still a cop, which is not that bad.

Now, shut it down. No. You don't get this one!

- Okay, okay, okay. - Yeah.

Dear Mac, I know everything seemed good between us,

I need to poo twice sometimes! When I'm nervous I poo twice!

In Sydney, Australia! What?

You're not in the Academy anymore, private.

I don't have the keys. Can you hot-wire it?

Watkins, what are you doing, man?

disappear by tomorrow.

We don't want to lose this sorority.

Who's laughing now? Stop!

Okay. Very simple.

Look how big my tongue is.

So we're gonna destroy their friendship?

We made so many bad choices throughout this process.

You were out of your mind a little bit.

Just stop moving! Okay? Look...

What? No! I'm lying! I don't know where he is!

What I was saying is that it's just a little weird

Actually, there's just one.

Here's the deal. First inspection, tomorrow.

The other option here is losing the house,

Call your friends, okay? Tell them to come.

One time, I went to Taco Bell, I left her at home.

with a fucking sorority in it.

Yeah, why did you just do... You know?

Hang up, hang up. Decline, decline.

Did you punish them or whatever?

to stay in the house through your escrow.

No, dude. You can totally wear whatever you want.

Suck it back up. We gotta get out of here.

- That's good. - Okay.

- At least I have you guys. - You do!

they actually pay us to come to.

and they're just doing a little fumigating.

Buyers can pop by at any time, okay?

It's our new house!

It's garbage! It's not weed!

I can't be here anymore.

First frat party.

Boise Boys and Ida-Hoes.

Okay, I'm good.

Get out of the way!

'Sup, neighbours?

I don't like it! I don't like it!