Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Free weed! Take it! Free weed! Weed for everyone!
Look at that pizza, how old is that?
No, it's the most important thing!
Omega Theta. Let's roll out!
I have two brothers now.
Last week, I was sleeping in a bunk bed.
That's fine.
Like everything you can do,
Kelly, Paula, I need you both to drive getaway.
Well, we're trying. Yeah.
Come on.
Leave me alone. You're not going.
No, of course we party, stupid.
If we shut down this party, the sorority will dissolve.
What isn't?
I don't like this.
Sexist female dean shuts down sorority.
Look, we're all getting sidetracked right now!
That's such a good call.
I don't know what she's watching on that iPad.
Hey, hey, hey! It's okay. It's all right.
I'm helping a bunch of girls build a sorority.
Shit! We Got Cosby'd!
Yes. Great. Well, yeah, so...
Guys, I think I was wrong.
A bag of dicks.
4-20!
I've been down this road. I know what I'm doing.
One where the frat brothers like it so much,
You're not going to like it though.
Delta Psi.
Think of a counter argument, but I...
It solidifies the bond, bro.
Excuse me. Why is there so much language...
That was real?
is just a giant arrow pointing upstairs so they can fuck us.
I mean, we parented Teddy.
You know what? I think we are good parents.
Guys, we lost our nest egg.
No, I'm not okay, man.
You're definitely getting warmer.
You'll know.
When he text you "im not coming home tonight"
Oh, shit. Oh, no. Who are they?
- Oh, I love coloring in. - I love it!
Because you put hoes before bros. Always. Yeah.
Okay, look.
Come on! It's just $20 a slice!
I ate pussy.
Okay. This is the problem.
Jesus Christ, man.
Tailgate! Tailgate!
He used to just crush it.
Two pounds coming!
Thank you.
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
Darren can't imagine his life without you.
Pretty cool, huh? What we do now,
Pete.
I'm having a hard time.
Oh, my God. I feel like this entire room
Two were black.
You're a fucking terrible actor! Tell me where he is!
Thanks, buddy!
but I've been lying to you and myself. I'm freaking out. From Kelly.
No, this is weed.
Oh, my gosh! I thought it was like Jacuzzi hot.
And Darren is proud to call you his best friend.
- Hey! Welcome home. - Hi!
Looks like my little girl's growing up.
No, that's a Y.
Wait! Girls, let's just talk about this for a second. Okay?
You're in escrow.
Come on, dude! Never drink the punch!
I don't care about your fucking pants.
Come on!
- You gonna choke me or something? - What?
The truth is, it doesn't even matter if we're
These are the rules for a successful sorority.
- It's not a good idea. - I like it.
We can drive through the wall.
I love that idea! We can make T-shirts
Yeah.
Anyway, they're lovely.
That's hot!
Good speech, sweetie! Thanks, baby.
- Let's go tell the girls. - Okay.
How did it go? Yeah. They gonna be cool?
It won't make enough money. Excuse me?
Shit we’ve got cosbied
Are you okay, man?
As far as I'm concerned, they have infinite strikes.
Yeah, totally.
compromise here, can't we?
Is it weird that I came?
Here's a little something to change your mind.
What did you think was gonna happen?
Yeah.
It's a PR nightmare.
Right? Stella is not gonna turn out like that.
We drove by the house yesterday and saw Kappa Nu.
Dude, you're gonna be a good parent. Don't worry.
He was bi-curious most of sophomore year.
We should call the police! We can't call the police!
That's where she took her first steps.
Um, do you wanna maybe crash here?
My clients are backing out of escrow.
Because we are sisters.
When she was six months old,
That's, like, super sexist.
Stop it, don't you see what's happening?
Yeah, just throw it in the bucket.
That's why we gotta
Heh a bag of dicks
No. We had middle ground with the guys.
She's a baby, A. She doesn't retain any of that shit.
Got another little Jew in the oven.
Oh, my God. Our song.
If we steal their weed, they won't be able to pay the rent.
It's fun. I say it all the time.
You deserved that, Jimmy.
I swear, we used to ride this baby tandem.
I cannot shut down a sorority that's trying to become independent.
Just in life.
That is reverse sexism.
Yeah, own that shit, queen. Yeah.
Yeah, I think you're going into labor.
Oh. Let's go.
I'm getting married.
Oh, no! Oh, God.
What's going on over there, by the way?
No! This is where I chose to live.
Peter, you are the half that makes me whole.
a sexist thing to do.
but that one thing.
They're not gonna wanna talk to us.
What do you mean? What?
We should start our own sorority.
Fuck, yes! Eat shit! We win!
Your parties must totally suck ass
I'm the bad parent.
When you two got engaged,
Oh, no!
This party sucks.
Yes, I'll be your best man, dude.
I love you. Love you, dude.
and stay away from guys like you.
Welcome! Hello.
Oh, yeah?
Sometimes you gotta suck a dick
I didn't tell you guys. Okay.
Okay. Calm down, let me think.
Actually, it's really good for you
Yeah, and sororities can't even throw their own parties.
I got your weed!
What's wrong? Damn it.
Fuck.