Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can do anything here.
Girl, you don't have to say it. We get it.
S-O-R-R-I-R-O-I-T-I-T-Y.
Kappa Nu.
She's quite overdressed really, isn't she?
Porco Dio porco dio porco dio porc o dio porco dio porco dio porco
where I'm valued!
What the hell was that? Was that a bird?
It worked with the guys. Why won't it work with the girls?
Oh, God!
It's a barely used refrigerator.
And I said, Who are you, Kelly Dhundee?
I'm just gonna say it!
You didn't tell me your biggest secret
Hey, Dad!
I wanna spank them all.
Is it me? Are you nauseated by me?
But it was good to see her.
Let's get you married, okay?
It's 3:00 a.m. where I am in Australia!
you can do this.
No, that...
No. We're actually being evicted, okay?
Yeah, she's joking around.
High school kind of sucked, if we're being totally honest.
and I don't really know what to...
No, man.
An app that makes pics of your dick bigger.
The fumigation took so much of our money
I think she's okay.
I went where you told me to meet you!
Yeah, baby!
Wait!
Give us a little more.
Oh, you're getting warmer. Getting warmer.
Your maiden name's Dundee?
I'm gaining a best friend's husband.
Oh, that's filthy!
Well, I watch that cartoon every night.
And I don't know what we're gonna do about it.
- You don't do drugs. - Do you?
Don't call them hoes.
Can we rent your house for overflow?
It's nothing like it!
I shouldn't have eaten that McRib.
This is Jimmy Jr.'s favorite.
We're entering! Put on your clothes!
Um, can we have a quick chat with you guys for a second?
And then I asked you three times,
I love you. I love you!
I love you so much.
Kappa Nu steals from you.
Me, too.
It's a very important question to ask yourself.
All right, everybody. Look alive, look alive!
Well, we didn't tell you to do that.
Hillary Clinton.
Was driving to get it checked out, hit by a bus. Dead.
get them to do almost anything you want.
Let's do what parents do better than anything,
No, I don't know how to hot-wire.
What?
Ladies, we can come to some sort of
They'll pay their dues,
Were all of you smoking weed?
According to the Greek Council, we can't.
That is so fucked up. You bad, girl!
Play with your toy, sweetie. Play with your toy.
will have to rush other sororities,
Teddy! Relax!
Fucking Jimmy.
Pick my cotton fields you white men The best
They've lost their way.
That's great!
Oh, I think we know how to be parents.
We didn't put out any punch.
Come on.
I dropped her on her head.
We kind of smelled a little something weird when we were here before.
This is so much better than I ever thought college could be.
WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC
We're never gonna lose each other.
You know what? Girls are worse than guys!
My only skill is planning parties.
Oh, shit! Fuck!
- We gonna sell... - Weed!
Are you around here? Are you hiding somewhere?
I think this is my thing now!
stop young people from having fun!
All right.
Yes, I'm Beth.
Time to save my family.
Like, when a boy gets laid, it's awesome.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What up, homies?
Oh, that was totally...
It worked!
Give us more!
Go to the hospital!
They've become everything that they've hated.
Guys, we gotta act fast. What are we gonna do?
Get your shit together!
We shut this motherfucker down at all costs.
Stop it! Slow down!
Just pretend it's seven pounds of meat, just try it.
Hi, sweetie. Hi, baby. Hey.
So, what are we gonna do?
If you're lucky, and you make the cut,
Are you ready to meet your cousin, Jimmy Jr.?
Because that house had multiple offers.
- No, it's boiling hot! - Oh.
What's a 401K?
So you get to be just as dumb as boys now?
I'm the oldest person there now by six years.
You are going back to the dorm!
You can tell me.
Fuck! Fine!
The weed! The weed!
And one was Indian.
Oh, no.
Poker night!
I was in a bad place
Looks like a really soft sweater.
When can we move in?
Yeah. !
Thank you so much! Yeah. Right. Okay.