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I'm freaking out about Paula having a baby.
Right now! Who cares? Give us the money! Yes!
I'm yours
Where did that come from?
We're gonna throw everything we can at this door.
This song right here goes out to my girls in Kappa Nu.
And you're moving into a fucking sorority.
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It's all gone!
I don't know, but I think it's the best possible outcome.
F you guys! That shit's brilliant!
Oh, my God!
Yes!
She takes up this much space.
- Okay. - Okay.
Pecking order, you know?
No. Oh, wow.
Yeah, we can actually afford to fill two houses now.
I liquidated my 401K for this.
Really? What?
Missed you guys.
Yeah, I did say that.
But all I had was the punch.
Yes, there's heaps in the kitchen. Help yourself.
I'm Shelby.
No, not really.
Well, here's the thing.
Let's try something else.
Yeah.
That is sexist!
What the fuck? What are we gonna do?
We tried. We tried our asses off. This is not gonna work.
That's not true.
Hey, sweet tart!
and could not support your cause more.
Just blend in.
Yeah, I'm totally fine.
That's a good point.
It still hurts my feelings.
All butts up! Go!
You ride in the car. We got bottled water.
We've made a shit ton of money,
We have no money to pay for it,
And here I am, and I'm gonna do weed.
She's just in a garden somewhere in a ball gown.
Fuck yes!
Look at this. Families are meeting.
This punch tastes kind of funny.
Really, I won't take up too much room?
And you screamed at me,
Really far.
Okay.
It means a lot to me.
Boob! Boob! Boob!
Minions! Minions!
No, no. You were fine. You were great. You were good.
I tried my best, but there's nothing I can do.
This isn't exactly what I expected, you know?
the sorority that lives next to our new house, so that's why.
Bye.
Is it like a new sexy thing?
Give us that back! No!
And these girls are fucked, man.
and you want the baby to stay while you go see a movie? Unacceptable.
Maybe a few thousand dollars.
We're gonna be landlords! How hard could it be?
Look, I don't know what the rules are.
The weed! Oh, shit!
Probably.
Don't get too psyched because you haven't sold it yet.
What's that supposed to mean?
Oh, sorry.
Oh!
I'm gonna call her. Definitely call her.
that you'd find out soon enough?
I am a human woman. I had to watch that.
Where's who? You're lying to me!
You want to criticize that?
All of the members that they've recruited
They can sell it for $50 a gram if they want to.
so I don't look like a loser.
Nothing's on. Why would it be on?
I just don't want to miss out on anything.
You're adults. You're in college.
What's a 401K
Stella just got fucked.
I am scared.
Nope. That is a popular children's cartoon character of today.
She'll be our best friend forever. Yeah.
the old people pretending to be the landlord.
Oh, fuck! Paula.
I don't know. You're hungry.
Darren, can you back the fuck off?
Who's we?
What's that then?
No, it's all a lie. It's a deception.
Hey, I didn't say it.
With our phones.
We don't have any furniture. We're gonna go bankrupt.
Oh, my God. You guys are just like us.
Kappa Nu welcomes you.
You don't have to do that. Tell me!
I don't fucking know.
- You knew that? - I did know that.
I brought my boyfriend by.
Toy.
Bitch asshole Goldie locks
Oh, that's really hot! It burns!
Kind of smells a little funky!
Just wanted to double-check.
But anyway, that's what you need to know. Who is Teddy Sanders?
I thought we were sisters.
No... Did you know that sororities don't have the right to party?
Hi, neighbours!
Thanks a lot.
Well, less of you. Like Labradoodles.
I forgot she existed.
Are you gonna wanna hang out with me?
Oh, my prince, come for me!
Come on in, guys!
I'm All-State track and field, bitch!
The whole system is against us and that's all there is to it.
Hey, cheeky girl!
Momma.
Why the hell is he here?
It's on.
What's happening here?
Oh...
I need to go for a run.
They're real alternative, real edgy.
Thanks, you guys. Thanks, guys.
They're tiny, they're the size of a little shoebox.
Do we have a deal, chancellor?
BFF! BFF! BFF!
Meet the girls of Kappa Nu.
When Stella was a little baby.
We have Groom One and he is ready to walk along with his best man.
No. Nothing like that.
That way Kappa Nu
What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with her?
I got the old people away. Everything's fine.
I don't wanna be embarrassed.
No, I'm fine.
I have a criminal record now because of you guys.
Black cock.
So was I.
We tented our house. We have to be out for three days.
A sorority.
He's right.
Keep getting pledges and you can dress them up like idiots.
That's it. Powerful. Power. Yeah!
Shelby, they would never say you were too intense if you were a man.
They wanna tear us apart.
Yeah, exactly like that.
through all of college, man!
Come into your house.