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Just try to be careful, all right?
What is this?
- Susan! - Who's Susan?
♪ Get into the groove
- I sold it! - I'll leave you my name and number.
I'm sorry.
Night, hon.
Stay!
Jim waltzed in.
Yeah, well, fortunately for everybody, I'm here and I'm thinking.
♪ At night I lock the doors where no one else can see
♪ Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
Susan!
I don't believe it.
- Guy? - The guy that just ran off.
♪ Is it in his eyes? Oh no, he'll make believe ♪
- Hi, ladies! - Hi, Adrian. What do you think?
Oh, my God, it's Jim.
- You, out! - You know me?!
What's going on?
All right, we'll settle this at the station house.
Susan, I still don't understand why we're here.
My God, we all thought you were dead!
My sister Leslie.
Susan?
All right, this is the number of my friend Dez.
The band got this gig in Buffalo and we start tonight.
Take a Valium Like a Normal Person!
Yeah. Who is this?
You know, I really don't need this shit, Susan. I really don't.
And thanks again for everything.
Come on!
Susan! The phone's ringing!
♪ I'm about to give you
You, sir, the man in the red shirt...
like on a dollar bill.
Either one.
♪ Get into the groove
- Did Phil Donahue discuss orgasms?! - You are really a pig!
- Do you want something to drink? - Um... No, thanks.
♪ You stay up
Come on, baby!
He's been giving me the eye all night.
(DOVES COO)
I got you a newspaper and your tequila.
You know... you could do a lot with this place.
- Honestly, no. - No?
You got a name, don't you?
(APPLAUSE)
I mean, I know that. I mean...
Well, what fuckin' stranger?!
Looks like a real greaseball to me.
Hey! Don't eat all that cake!
She's really got style in a way.
Take a look in the mirror. Beautiful, right?
Dead?
What earrings? Look, I'm not who you think. Please.
- Gary, let me ask you something. - What?
I'm just calling to see if Susan's OK.
Sort of goes with the territory, doesn't it, Susan?
I'm sorry.
I telephoned you as soon as I realised the photographs matched up.
(PHONE RINGS)
Thank you.
¡Coño!
Terrific.
But that's what's so great about her.
Cigars? Cigarettes?
♪ And I been hurtin' since I bought the gimmick...
Let me guess. Triple tequila sunrise.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
She has great teeth.
♪ Get into the groove
- You know what I mean? - No.
Hey, help me!
and his very lovely assistant, Davina...
She plays with people, Dez. I oughta know, I've been chasing her for years.
That and more, next on the news at 11.