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- You all right? - Uh-huh!
Aaah!
Oh, you think so, huh, Morty?
The battery, Morty. Be right back, Summer.
EEK BARBA DIRKLE
Kalo kada sha la.
You guys are the fucking worst! Your gods are a lie!
I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood the other day!
Come out of the vehicle with your hands in the air!
Two real aliens walking through here.
Presidential decree--
Um...
Hey! Hey!
Keep Summer safe.
until a planet developed intelligent life.
It's not a place for smart people.
Anyone working on, say, a little universe in a box?
You know you're kind of a dick, right?
All right, okay, okay, okay, wrap it up.
Hey, that's my deer!
Peace among worlds, Rick.
For generations, it has guided the--
- Oh, my God! - Concentrate, Morty.
Hey, you got to sign out.
Ro ro dah no gah!
Bitch
Zeep, is Rick-- The alien.
for later consumption.
I think he could learn a lot from you, Zeep.
Well, that just sounds like a calendar with extra steps.
Science, huh? Ain't it a thing.
Aaaah! Oof!
yes, please, no more of that.
Quick, Morty, you've got to turn into a car.
This is ku'ala, the spirit tree.
relative to the real world?
She's a real--
Is it the quantum carburetor or something?
That's all you are.
You two call yourselves geniuses,