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Who, whoa, whoa. Back up.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

The grandfather’s name is Stanley Do you mean wow Stanley

Dave! Dave! Cut his head!

Look, I made promises, I let her down.

It's just one little thing we have to do.

I just swam from the other side of the island.

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was enough to make him neglect his wife.

She was a cheerleader - I was on the football team. Fullback.

Why are you wearing trousers?

and nurturing neglected partnerships.

It keeps getting better, huh?

Jason, you don't understand. My son is literally peeing

As these new things come at you,

Did you say, l know my truth',?

Take me to the waterfall. But, no, you can't take her

The password is ass-tastic. That's right.

There we go. Much better.

It's an island rum, infused with the essence of the coconut fruit.

Well, I think if you looked at everything that...

Yes, good. Let's breathe.

Marcel, I've got to be honest with you.

What the hell are you talking about?

Is his junk literally out of his pants?!?!?! Now it’s a party

This is why I brought you here. Vitality!

To do what? Regard me.

I'm getting island fever now. I'm starting to lose my mind.

I miss you so much.

Yeah, we can't.

but, man, this couldn't come at a worse time.

Trying to be something that you're not.

Seems like he might be kind of the guy. Come on, gang.

What we need to do now is get focused & stop pointing fingers...

That's interesting.

Freeze! Do not move!

I mean, I can't even imagine...

I'm just saying know your value, okay?

it will take at least six months

I do not think this has a high chance...

Good day, sir. I got room service for you. I'm very sorry.

Rapists don't gently toss pebbles at the window, Dave.

That's right, it's... Okay. Yeah. No, thank you. We're fine.

No, I'd step on your feet, I'd hurt you. Thank you, though.

Man, we are about to get this party started right!

there was just you.

Okay, we are going to do the children's position.

We're here all the time, so let's take that opportunity to go to bed.

And she's loving him with that body I just know it

Yo, they should put me up in a video on this bitch!

Excuse me, Salvadore? I feel like my sacrum is really tight.

You don't want to look back and say, I made it through my life.

And to myself. And I meant it.

Welcome to Eden Resort.

Why do you think I wanted to get a full release?

Larry & D's day off from T.C

We want you to go on your trip.

What motorcycle? I'm buying a motorcycle.

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You know what? Remember it however you want to and I'll remember it how it actually happened.

just because I'm the way I am.

on this shuttle, to Eden East.

maybe, on the way out.

Right, they're both animals.

If we split up, we're gonna... Stay with Joey.

No, you silence! Please, just...

Technically, I was bit by a shark.

No! Then I passed out!

Don't you think? I mean, I don't know, maybe it's a girl thing.

I mean, really. You know, the problem is,

Listen, pal, I'm alive today because of early detection, all right?

but maybe the thing to do is just really

Okay. Nice job today, guys.

I don't know what to do.

You know, just tell her how you feel. In one word.

Well, you're my wife.

No, it's bullshit. It is my fault. I should have worked harder.

That's like asking Richard Simmons,

Here at work, we don’t expect any extra pay We do, however, accept smiles.

I've been trained to do so.

Here is my karma on you

Well, let's start with something easy, then.

I was here before sunrise, sadly, by myself.

LAND YOUR PLANE.

You've been a really good friend.

Why are you listening to what I'm saying?

Hope this wasn’t your experience!

You're missing out on life.

All right, y'all, it's time for the Kanikapila luau drum show!

I did rock in high school football You want to check tape?

Girl from the mall?

Let me show you.

Gun safety At its best

Buddy, I gotta go.

Bang bang Pow pow

Failure to do so will definitely take you off your path

See, we signed up for the fun stuff,

You'll be okay. You know?

which is monsieur Marcel's signature course.

Dad? I gotta go.

You are doing fantastic, my dear.

Hello, Cynthia.

You got a woman who adores you.

Okay, would you prefer male or female therapists?

and point me in the direction that I seek.

I'm one-twelfth Latina, and even if I wasn't, I'm 100% human,

Because I don't want to be put in a position where l,d have to lie.

Would it make you more comfortable if I didn't take notes?

Yes, I am. Now, listen, I was hoping that

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and sit Indian-style and really explore our feelings.

and play along with the song here. Am I right?

Look, you said we was gonna have fun, so let's get up, let's dance,

No, I don't! Yes, you do.

But we know that's not gonna happen.

School. High school. High school. Yeah.

I was never bit by a shark.

You can go back to bed. It's just Uncle Jason.

Actually, we have found a great group rate.

I don't give a shit! It's still Mexicans cooking that shit

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Is his junk out?

I'm gonna hit you after this, buddy. Okay.

I've woken up in beds with men

to be telling anyone to look in the mirror

Dave! Where you going?

YES SAM PLEASE REGARD ME

on spontaneity and fun and figure that one out?

Good! You like that? Yes. Good job.

They want you to be in debt.

Come here. Sit down. No, I'm...

ample down time... That's the one.

of the animal kingdom that mates for life.

is that you guys should be doing a lot better than just works.

then I can watch what I eat later.

Jennifer, I get it. Land your plane.

to a bunch of black and white suburban trash

See and take in with your eyes

I don't know that, like, you,re supposed to solve them all,

of even the most mismanaged relationships.

And, unfortunately, I don't think you're gonna like the consequences.

but the water is a little chilly.

and it's time to shoot some fish!

Yes, the Pelican Package,

Give us one second with the kids. We'll be there in a minute.

And you're suffocating Shane, too!

Cynthia, hi. Excuse me. Hi.

Well, I don't like hearing about ball cancer,

My therapist is kind of pushy.

'cause we got to go to hockey.

I am having a real fight with my wife, okay? And it's not a fun feeling.

I'm not gonna do things the way you want me to do things.

I gotta get back, gotta find my wife, you know?

There's nothing to move. I... I was... I had a sunburn.

But perhaps this will warm up the evening.

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Why in the world would you be buying a motorcycle that you can't afford?

I had to smack this one kid.

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couples whisperer in the entire world.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Please regard me.

Now it’s a party

What the hell's that have to do with cheating on your wife?

It's half your fault. Half his fault,

Good night, sir.

I don't know what you're doing...

I'm gonna call monsieur Marcel.

Yeah. Or are we that far gone?

You're A Problem Real problem

If it matters to you, work at it.

Eden East. It is an entirely different resort.

When the world says it’s not true

She wants me to be tougher, screw harder.

Look, Joey, we were single. We had our fun.

Snow and steam, huh? Is this place outstanding?

If Jeff Gordon told you that your oil was low,

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I'd like to pay for my consultation

You got... You got kids, you got guns,