Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

When your father gets back from the bathroom with Sophia,

It is what it is

Costco employee: "Do you have a membership card?"

Easy on the sugar hun .....I did 20 fucking years

Fucking house was a pigsty.

Go ahead, it's over. Crown the winner.

I told the guy who hired me I'd have to put on

Just the man I wanted to see.

It's good wine.

Whets my whistle, that spike. Why is that?

He'll be proud of his house.

a man is not complete till he's married.

Hey, buddy boy, how you doing?

- $25,000 cash. - What?

we started a soup kitchen for the homeless,

We're with the Vipers.

that could endanger this precious piece of local history.

Will you listen to this? Fuck that voodoo, huh?

I tell ya, though,

The way it seems to break down is you spend $18

When? That piece of shit, your nephew.

you settle it and you settle it now.

What am I, a fucking dentist?!!

You redneck fuck. My baby was on that ride with my wife.

You're fucking with the Mackers here, asshole.

You want some cookies?

With all your weird fucking shit about your body and the germophobias.

She cried for three nights after.

How much blood will you shed to stay alive, Michael?

My ex, she couldn't have kids, and I wanted 'em so bad.

I was at the feast, St. Elzear's.

Were they hurt?

As you can tell by this outfit, folks,

Well, what are you gonna do

Why do you think that is?

Okay, Father, nice meeting you.

it happens either in the bedroom or in the kitchen.

So that thing, Rusty Milio,

I'm gonna have to sleep on my back.

I don’t know. I think a lot.