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English - US - SDH
[Robin] I have never seen you guys looking so at peace.
We give them food, a place to live, clothes for job interviews.
How do you even make... I've never seen you make that face.
Ergo, a suit is born. [Chuckles]
As in my end-of-the-year bonus check.
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[Ted Narrating] Let's back up one last time.
Check out what I'm gonna buy for myself.
Oh, God, I'm freakin' out.
[Beep]
before you Trebek yourself.
We're seeing a Christmas movie.
What am I doing with my life?
Why did I choose Ted to be my best man?
Big mistake. But go on.
Starting Monday, I'm a currency rotation sp...
What was the year of the coin again?
- You're sure you're not missing a decimal point? - Nope.
Peonies, lavender blossoms with a halo of baby's breath...
Is there a wrong way to pee on a stick?
Unsubscribe.
There's an alien growing in my stomach that's gonna explode out of my vaginal
- You're not pregnant. - [Gasps]
Can I ask you a question that's plagued me for years? Can girls aim?
- I'm pregnant. - What?
- # Snow on the ground, snow in the... # - Hey. You guys okay?
Nice.
this was happening.
We have this program that helps those in need get back on their feet.
- You took the Heads or Tails job? - Yeah.
I thought you finally got that interview at World Wide News.
Merry Christmas!
[Imitates Buzzer] "Bonus."