Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're not doing something meaningful with their lives.

- Sure. - [Ted Narrating] The next hour got pretty weird.

You're the new coin flip bimbo?

with an extremely simple premise.

You interested?

You are gonna give me a lap dance!

I'm not going back either.

and it's making me less happy about this bonus.

I'm gonna give y'all a bunch of free stuff.

All I got was a $15 gift card to Costa Coffee.

Because if I was a dude, I could have Ted Mosby as my best man.

- I hope she can't tell what I'm thinking right now. - [Thinking] I can.

Let's hope Santa brings you a girlfriend this year, Teddy.

You're seriously talking to me about charity, dude? I am Mr. Charity.

Hi there. You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight.

You'll see pics of the two of 'em in next week's e-mail. What up!

And so, Jordan, for one million dollars...

Where the hell are Marshall and Lily?

I'm committed. I'm riding this wave straight to hell.

Yeah. Why wouldn't we be?

but our Vegas oddsmaker tells us that the next toss is still just 50-50.

- You're not pregnant. - Well, that did it.

- Son? - It's just an expression. I'm still not your dad.

Hi. Mr. Trebek, um, this is Robin Scherbatsky.

Well, you are looking at the new associate researcher at World Wide News.

Here it comes. Hit me up, Schmos.