Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm gonna give y'all a bunch of free stuff.

You are gonna give me a lap dance!

but our Vegas oddsmaker tells us that the next toss is still just 50-50.

Hi. Mr. Trebek, um, this is Robin Scherbatsky.

Hi there. You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight.

You interested?

and it's making me less happy about this bonus.

- Son? - It's just an expression. I'm still not your dad.

I'm not going back either.

They're not doing something meaningful with their lives.

Where the hell are Marshall and Lily?

Well, you are looking at the new associate researcher at World Wide News.

Yeah. Why wouldn't we be?

And so, Jordan, for one million dollars...

You're the new coin flip bimbo?

I'm committed. I'm riding this wave straight to hell.

You'll see pics of the two of 'em in next week's e-mail. What up!

You're seriously talking to me about charity, dude? I am Mr. Charity.

- I hope she can't tell what I'm thinking right now. - [Thinking] I can.

- You're not pregnant. - Well, that did it.

All I got was a $15 gift card to Costa Coffee.

Let's hope Santa brings you a girlfriend this year, Teddy.

Here it comes. Hit me up, Schmos.

Because if I was a dude, I could have Ted Mosby as my best man.

with an extremely simple premise.

- Sure. - [Ted Narrating] The next hour got pretty weird.