Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You're a journalist. What is the matter with you? - It's a national audience.
- As honored as I am by the offer, um... - [Phone Chirping]
[Men] # Christmastime is here again #
why not bang someone in need?
Fine. If you don't think The Jerky Boys are funny...
I can't give this suit back.
where you give people in need clothes for job interviews?
# O holy night #
I wanna be cool Aunt Robin...
And there's no greater gift than the gift of booty.
[Ted Narrating] Where was Barney? Let's back up again.
- You're not pregnant. - [Both Gasping]
[Ted Narrating] In December of 2010...
No, don't wavel That makes no sensel
...things! - This is the one he got.
Oh, God. Okay, listen. When we meet them, we have to keep it together.
I'm so happy my heart's pounding.
and nothing will make it go away!
You cut a hole in the floor, she reaches into the living room, finds the tree.
who had recently asked me to be his best man.
I know what you're thinkin'. "I wish I was a dude."
This is what happiness feels like, right?
Uh, yeah, it's hard to take criticism from someone...
- Velour tracksuits! - [Cheering]
You auditioned, didn't you?
[Gasps] Thank you, decimal point.
then I'm not sure that I can raise a child with you, liver lips!
even though we beg you to take us off that list.
Barney, I'm a minister.
I'll call 'em right now!