Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- It's a Christmas-themed movie snack. - Mmm.

- We were thinking maybe we'd just get a dog. - Get a puppy!

[Audience Shouting] Tails! Heads! Tails!

Can't imagine anything bringing me down right now.

Our baby heard The Jerky Boys!

- [Both Exhale] - To Lily and Marshall.

[Gasping] The iPod was on shuffle!

I know this probably comes as quite a disappointment.

Okay, I also said I would never make out with a garbageman.

[Ted Narrating] It seemed like there was no changing Robin's mind.

They're totally on to us. What do we do?

You know, in case I freak out... when I freak out.

No. No. I cannot go back to that strip club.

- The Jerky Boys are funny. - The Jerky Boys aren't funny! They are awful!

No. Unacceptable.

for an ambience of springtime rejuvenation.

[Camera Shutter Clicks]

"currency rotation specialist."

- And you're Canadian? - Mm-hmm.

Everybody gets a lap dance!

lie together as man and wife until Lily is great with child.

Oh, come on. That wasn't my fault.

Why the sudden obsession with Heads or Tails?

Well, it turns out that Heads or Tails has a job opening.

[Imitating Gunfire]

Lily, we have to relax. There's no need to panic.

Uh-huh. Got it.

I should get a Christmas-themed movie snack for tomorrow night.

to work for a big-time cable news channel like World Wide News.

Because while this was happening...