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# Freakin'out? Freakin'out? Freakin'out? ##
That was back when Lily was pregnant. Now she's not.
To Lily and Marshall.
- Can you keep it together? - No, I can't keep it together!
Okay, you're the one who put the Far Side calendar up over the toilet.
[Gasps] It's been two minutes.
Sam... Uh, Father.
- Okay. - Okay?
0 for 1.
## [Continues, Indistinct]
But on a more serious note...
- Marshall, I don't like this. - I know.
Sorry. Force of habit. Congratulations!
Right now!
- We've never been happier. - Mmm.
# It's the time and the place #
It is the uppest a person could ever suit.
'Cause it seems to me like I'm takin' a mop to that bathroom floor every two days.
[Ted Narrating] That was the reaction Barney expected.
And that's the tour. Uh, staff meeting's at noon. You'll meet everyone there.
So now because of that incident, Heads or Tails is looking for a new...
waiting to take us to...
I get to wear shiny dresses.
Oh, God, it's 8:00. We're supposed to meet the gang at the bar to celebrate.
Hey, guys.
Yeah.
You sure?
- Let's do it! - [Screaming]
Oh, Marshall, you only think you're happy. Just wait.
Crushed it!
So I say we make a list of everything that needs to get done before the baby arrives...
[Thinking] This is great. I'm happy.
[Ted Narrating] Kids, Million Dollar Heads or Tails was an extremely popular show...
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