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## [Continues, Indistinct]
So I say we make a list of everything that needs to get done before the baby arrives...
[Ted Narrating] That was the reaction Barney expected.
Right now!
- Let's do it! - [Screaming]
Oh, Marshall, you only think you're happy. Just wait.
waiting to take us to...
Okay, you're the one who put the Far Side calendar up over the toilet.
It is the uppest a person could ever suit.
But on a more serious note...
# Freakin'out? Freakin'out? Freakin'out? ##
[Thinking] This is great. I'm happy.
To Lily and Marshall.
- Can you keep it together? - No, I can't keep it together!
Sorry. Force of habit. Congratulations!
[Gasps] It's been two minutes.
I get to wear shiny dresses.
So now because of that incident, Heads or Tails is looking for a new...
And that's the tour. Uh, staff meeting's at noon. You'll meet everyone there.
Oh, God, it's 8:00. We're supposed to meet the gang at the bar to celebrate.
Sam... Uh, Father.
You sure?
Crushed it!
- Okay. - Okay?
- Marshall, I don't like this. - I know.
0 for 1.
That was back when Lily was pregnant. Now she's not.
Hey, guys.
[Ted Narrating] Kids, Million Dollar Heads or Tails was an extremely popular show...
'Cause it seems to me like I'm takin' a mop to that bathroom floor every two days.
Yeah.
# It's the time and the place #
- We've never been happier. - Mmm.
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