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I just want a cup of fucking mini M&M's.
just crashed into the patio doors.
Love you.
on underserved communities.
But anyway, in terms of my show,
so we can have this conversation when the time is right, okay?
-I'm just gonna... Okay. -Yes. Yes.
gives over 5,000 mammograms a year.
-Turn that fucking mic on. -[Lori] Um,
-We are fucking done here. -[Darcy] Mm-hmm.
after two decades?
Say Yes to the Dress is on.
The fuck are you still doing here?
-of all bumm... ers. Yeah. -Oh, my God.
well, um, we brought one of our mobile mammovans here today.
Since Disney.
and start to believe conspiracy theories. Don't go there.
kind of sitting at the center, greeting people?
which is good, you know?
We're gonna meet Ryan Phillippe.
We're not gonna do feelings today.
Know what? I was going to, um...
Couple Minor League Baseball players
I can't believe you have a valet. It's like,
or a hedgehog with, like, a top hat
#JoannaStrong.
Um, anyways, thinking through the logistics of it,
Mom. I don't want perks.
about Kevin Costner. I almost fucked him once.
I'm grinding behind the scenes
um, do you ski?
Fuck, no.
Yeah, whatever.
It shows just the perfect part of a woman's arm,
-Yes. -Um,
Let's see, a few...
She's not smart enough
It's okay.
[cashier] Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?
-Yes, hi. Um... -How can I help you?
Oh, my God. Are you fucking kidding me?
We'll keep you in mind.
Okay.
I'm kind of busy right now.