Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jesus Christ, man. Where do you even get shit like that?
Thomas, everything's under control. Let's just have some fun.
...should he survive his first encounter without her eating him.
All we're doing is trying to have a good time, you cocksucking motherfucker!
- No. - Not at all?
I'm upstairs. Kids are asleep. Over.
AJ Green to the Moon!
T-RICK: Here you go.
Thank you.
- Hey, take a right. THOMAS: Here?
THOMAS: Damn, she's so fucking hot, dude.
Well, you're still fucked, Thomas.
- Dax, my dick is gonna get so wet tonight. - Excuse me.
You used to be so cute. What happened?
...where I told everyone you look like Rosie O'Donnell, because you don't.
Like this day-in-the-life type thing. No big deal.
- Whoo! THOMAS: Dude, chill out. Goddamn.
No.
I'm basically on house arrest until my hearing.
"Lamel"? What? I don't know any Lamel.
Wow.
- And we're both friends of Thomas Kub's. - Oh.
- What the fuck are you doing? - Getting in shape for the party.
I'm livin' life right now, man And this what I'm gonna do
DISPATCHER (OVER RADIO): All units hold for SWAT team arrival.
Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't I tell you two to fuck off?
THOMAS: No fucking way.
COSTA: Thomas, suck my cock. THOMAS: What?
If he calls the cops, I want you to radio it over to me, okay?
(CROWD BOOING NEARBY)
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
EVERETT: Would you like a hand with that? - How long have you been in there?
- Dude, Milo! ROB: Hey, Oliver!
Cannonball, bitches!
All right, yeah, yeah. Come on in, come on in.
The little fuck Tased me! I'm definitely calling the cops now!
COSTA: It was really cool of your mom and dad to clean it out and wash it for you.
Whoo!
(ANIMAL COLLECTIVE'S "MY GIRLS" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
Some asshole puked all over my front door.
I'm sorry, Thomas. I just wanted to get some pussy.
- Hey, man, what's up? BOY 2: Nice party, man.
Fucking asshole.
(DOG BARKING)
Get high, fuck bitches, you already know.
BOY 1: Hey, yo, Kub. Hey, yo, what up, dog?
...that if you have any concerns, just let me know and I'll be glad to help out.
THOMAS: Fuck! Shit!
- I'm fucking offended, man. - Yeah, me too.
Hey, will you at least try and have a good time?
You burn me, I burn you!
(PEOPLE YELLING)
Whoa! What the fuck, dude! Get down!
COSTA: T-Rick, open up.
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
(FAR EAST MOVEMENT'S "CANDY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
(THE KILLS' "CHEAP AND CHEERFUL (SEBASTIAN REMIX)" PLAYING)
COSTA: Look, we're making a movie.
COSTA: No, fuck that! Just go. J.B.: Get out of here!
Holy shit, it's the news.
J.B.: Look like ninjas. - Ninjas are fucking pussies!
Gotta clear this fucking beer out of here.
- My God. Jesus Christ. DAX: No.
- Yeah. THOMAS: Oh, shit.
- Dude, it's fucking on! J.B.: Check it out.
I haven't seen that many teenage boobs since R. Kelly's birthday party.
...have a good cry, and start calling some lawyers.
...because we're gonna be talking about it all morning long in the neighborhood.
- Boys, gotta get to school. THOMAS: Cool.
KIRBY: My God. THOMAS: Nice.
T-RICK: Yeah, kick ass with that.
Nobody's gonna see this shit but us. I promise.
(CROWD MURMURING AND CHUCKLING)
Thank you.
- Oh, dude, Alexis just texted me. - What? What's it say?
I'm an open guy. I even have a Facebook account. You can send me:
COSTA: Oh, fuck! Holy shit! - Give me back my gnome!
Got my Smith and Wessie to protect me So respect me
THOMAS: Oh, shit.
THOMAS: It's all right with me, brother.
OFFICER 1: Still active and on the move.
ALL (CHANTING): Jump! Jump! Jump!
THOMAS: Fuck! You guys, come on!
We heard about your shindig tonight. We want in.
DAD: You guys can have that. Knock yourself out.
Kub! House phone! House phone!
Your turn.
Thank you very much. Have a good time at your party.
J.B.: Give him the gnome back. Give him the fucking gnome back.
- Don't trip. KIRBY: Ow!
Yeah! Ha, ha!
...to recognize us as large-scale ballers.
COSTA: Thomas, you crazy motherfucker! I love you!
Oh, you're...
Come on, J.B., move your fat ass.
(INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
- I want to come home to a clean house. - Of course, definitely.
It's not gonna work unless you crank it up.
COSTA: What the fuck? - I'm jerking off to your mom.
Just go home.
- What the fuck is he doing? T-RICK: Costa!
What? Mind your own business, lady.
Disperse peacefully and immediately or you will be subject to arrest.
Happy birthday You can suck my dick if you thirsty
- Shh. COSTA: Yeah, of course, Jack. Anything.
Fifty bucks extra with the port-a-potty. And they threw these in for free.
THOMAS: I know.
Dude, I can't believe I missed it.
KIRBY: So, Thomas, are you having fun?