Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Teller, bring your mitt. We'll play catch. MILES: No.

Yeah, and I bet you got baby dick

COSTA: Dax, come on. Let's get closer.

COSTA: What's up, baby? Eight o'clock.

(CROWD CHEERING)

(STUDENTS CHEERING)

THOMAS: You guys, we good on OJ? COSTA: Sunny D, dude.

This is the police.

I jumped off the house on purpose.

Well, at least the van looks gangster now.

I don't wanna go talk to your fucking dad.

Stop. Give me that. Costa, stop, wait. Costa, what are you doing?

(THOMAS LAUGHING)

Is this big enough to be cool?

Doesn't the law state that you cannot enter...

(OVER SPEAKERS) I'm doin' me

- Yeah, dude, fine. Yeah, you can come by. - Nice.

In the back of your dad's truck You fat fuck

COSTA: Are you still talking? Get the fuck out of here.

So you put my address on the fucking Internet?

Smoke machine begins to blow

Let me see what you got Now shake that thing

COSTA: Huge fans. - Cool. Awesome.

- All right. Fuck, dude. - Come here. Come on.

Let's be realistic here, okay?

Black and gold bottles Like I'm pro-New Orleans

I hooked up with Kirby.

(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Attention, valued shoppers.

I do. The shit works.

You know I'm mobbin' with the D-R-E

I don't care for fancy things

- Relax, man, everything's going great. DAVE: Shit.

Thomas, what the fuck?

Okay? I practically burned down my whole neighborhood.

Oh, I live alone, actually.

- Chubby Bitch. - Yeah.

COSTA (SINGING): Wait for another day

(SPEAKS IN HEBREW)

Give me back my fucking gnome

Please, please, just tell me it is. I'm praying it fucking is.

- We go to North Pass. THOMAS: Yeah, dude, big fans.

(COSTA MOANING)

- Hello. DAD: Thomas. Are you there?

- Hey, Chubs, grab your twin brother there. J.B.: Fucking dick.

The house'll be locked and the alarm'll be set.

(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

- Are you all right, man? THOMAS: Is he okay?

THOMAS: Don't! - Dude, get a ton.

Look, man, I know you're not a drug guy, and I respect that about you.

COSTA: What are you doing in here? The whole party's outside.

That is not fucking cool.

Are you fucking kidding me? E, get the fuck out now!

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

- Yeah. COSTA: What the fuck are you talking about?

He's ex-military. Wait till you see his gun collection. Fucking insane.

- No, Dax, you're here to observe. - Help me! Dax! Aah!

In a crowded place

Holy shit! He's gone! He fell off!

I don't know. It's pretty funny.

It's a free car. I'm not about to complain about a free car.

(ENGINE STALLING)

DAD: What's going on? What's the matter?

Yo, what up, Kub?

Hey. Hey, hi. Hi. Welcome. Welcome to party. Welcome, welcome.

I mean, no one even knows who we are.

I know you watch 'em I know that you want no more

Nothing. I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Kub.

It's a gnome. I guess he gets around. Who cares, man?