Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you help me?

I will prove to you once and for all that women are just as funny as monkeys.

That skit was funny. Like, monkey funny.

Look, when no conceivable good can come of something, don't engage.

Thank you for being so...

writing articles about them.

Okay, name one funny monkey.

They're leaning towards Jamie Lee Curtis.

Football, motorcycles, steak restaurants,

Just because I'm the complete package...

The truth hurts.

See, that's the kind of hilarious button chicks can't come up with.

The point is, why do I care what Tracy thinks?

- We are gonna prove Tracy wrong... - Bored.

I watch Castle,

All this talk of Great Escaping and Pokémons got me thinking.

Or can we agree that we're all just monkeys with suitcases

It's gonna be a series of mean statements.

Because I will take them out.

I don't care if it takes all day.

Sorry, Liz. I'm not even sure they serve brunch after... the '90s.

and people bring you soup.

Oh, Jack, Ryan. Ryan, Jack.

That woman was Pizzarina Sbarro,

Heavenly Father.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Carol Burnett, Lily Tomlin --

Is accepting who you are the secret to getting what you want?